Whose Wayward Brother is This on Vine? Oh Yeah: Riff Raff
Sometimes, loitering on Twitter outside of my mentions gets me in trouble. Today was one of those times because I came across the Vine video below and I almost fell out my chair.
I am frightened. What is this and why is this? Who what when? I have questions and I wanna just dip my laptop in holy water because this human snake here…
First of all, this dude legit went and got his teeth filed into bangs. Maybe looking like a serpent about the mouth is what’s hot in these streets. And then he capped them with gold. He really wanted people to take his name (Riff Raff) literally.
And then, he takes off the hat to reveal a head of cornrows dyed pink at the top with beads at the bottom. Because it’s 2000 and he’s a pop singer named Pink. Plus, he’s overgrown as hell and doesn’t have mentors.
To top off his “you’re such a damb bird” status, homeboy is rocking an MTV tattoo on his neck. Anyone who tattoos a corporation’s logo on them doesn’t wanna have nice things. Can’t they be sued for copyright infringement? Or at least for having piss poor judgment.
Chile… AND this fool got his face looking like Charlie Brown’s tshirt with the zig zag beard. I don’t have time for his foolishment. We gon pray for him. He’s talmbout he wants to blow up and act like he don’t know nobody. Who is willingly claiming him as part of their crew? Chile… ok.
I see how y’all do on Vine! The devil be busier than my computer’s RAM when I have Photoshop, Illustrator, 20 tabs in Chrome and all of the Microsoft Office suite open at the same damb time.
Whose wayward brother is this and why is he a mess?
Update: I heard he’s a rapper who was on an MTV reality show. I guess that explains the tattoo. Actually, no it doesn’t. That is still dumb. I cannot and will not even deal with this. NO MA’AM!