Lil Kim’s Baby Shower Registry Info is on Instagram. What Are We Getting Her?
Kimberly Jones aka the Queen Bee aka Lil Kim aka Mulan is many months pregnant, expecting a baby girl. Her baby shower happened this past weekend and it was star-studded with the who’s who of Black music and TV’s C and D list.
Wells before the shower, she had her assistant post the image below to her instagram.
Girl, good day! I SAY GOOD DAY! Why does she need fans to send her gifts for her baby. doe? That doesn’t e’em curl all the way over. Plus, why isn’t Target on this list? BOOOO! She knows that’s the spot. If times are hard and she’s really in need of help to get the baby things, wouldn’t she put stores where onesies don’t cost $90? Chile… Ennehweighs, I asked my Facebook fan page family about what we gon give to Kimberly. The answers got me outchea cackling like a fool.
“Her old face.” – EVERYONE
“Not a damn thing! I didn’t see common sense on the registry” – SA
“How much does dignity cost?” – PGY
“A photo album so she can keep track of the baby’s physical changes. Better get her two so she can also keep track of her own.” – DC
“Class. Was class listed?” – DH
“A framed picture of herself before all the surgery… so that baby won’t think it’s a part of the wrong family.” – JD
“A reloadable gift card to the therapist of her choice (meds not included).” – TM
“Seats! So she can have several!” – KA
“I’m going to buy her a Big Mama so there is someone in this child’s life with some damn sense. She comes complete with a switch tree, pound cake, plenty of elder slang and life lessons.” – MB
“I’m buying the baby a lacefront wig. He/she is bound to wear one eventually, especially w/ Kim being the mama:)” – JD
“Her 1997 credibility…and nose.” – CLS
“A newwww faaaacccceeeee (in my gameshow host voice)” – KK
“A clue. Ma’am, posting your baby registry on social media as a “celeb” is hella tacky.” – JC
“Condom with cement in tip with rhonestones around the band” – JJ
“Infant wigs and silicone lips pacifiers” – MGP
“A f**kin clue off of Groupon.” – AO
“A collage of her old face pics so that later baby girl can figure out who she looks like…We can totally do this at Walgreens!” – NR
“A carton of truth and a packet of decency.” – JM
“A Thunder Cat action figure since that’s what she strives to look like.” – KD
“Blue contacts, cheap lace front wig, a coupon for Dr Curves, and a lifetime of therapy” – CNH
“A Bible. Contemporary English Version.” – TJ
“Miss Potato Head toy. Seems fitting…” – KL
“Biggie’s greatest hits” – SB
“my gift of choice would be that lovely card in the monopoly game that reads: “Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.” – SR
Everyone is terrible and I’m the worst for laughing so hard. I hate that I love y’all because you ain’t got NO behavior whatsoever.
So whatchu gon get for Lil Kim? Don’t be stingy.