A Baby, A Wedding Dress and a Drag Down the Aisle: Failing Successfully
There is never a shortage of mess on these interwebs and last week, and I already blogged about the bridal party and their drunk in love routine. Wells, some woman named Shona Carter-Brooks was all over everywhere. I was gon let Shona be and let the rest of everyone deal with it but enough of you sent me the pic and told me to put my 2 cents in that I was left choiceless.
She decided it’d be a good idea to attach her one-month old baby to the train of her wedding dress, so when she walked down the aisle, the baby was right behind her.
Yes, this really happened.
This is why we cannot have nice things. WHY WOULD YOU PUT YOUR FRESH OUT THE WOMB BABY ON YOUR DRESS?!?!?! That tulle doesn’t even GO with color newborn. UGH!
I just have nothing but questions here and can’t nobody give me answers.
1. Why? Seriously. WHY? It surely can’t just be because she wanted her newborn to be part of the festivities. Was her arm just too busy? Was there no way she could have possibly worn a satin sling to match her dress so the baby is being cradled in that? What was the motivation for this abomination?
I betchu she was all “We gon do this real different. People are gon be like ‘Oh that’s cute!'” NO WE WILL NOT, you misinformed summagoat. What is the matter with you, lady?!?
b. How did she fasten that baby on that train? Is there a velcro belt or a cotton arm holding the baby to the train like so? Who helped her do it? That brings me to my next query.
iii. Where were the grandparents and the village? Sometimes, we come up with dumb ideas but the people around us need to keep us in check. Didn’t anyone say to her “Maybe you shouldn’t do this? In fact, let ME hold the baby.” Where was Mee-Maw and Pop-Pop in all this? Again, who was the enabler who helped with the baby fastening? I blame THEM for this because if everyone had given her a hearty NAWL, she wouldn’t have been able to pull it off.
Looking at the picture, you see the bald man in all black and glasses looking down at the baby like “I wish I could save you from this.” Where was everyone else?
Good sense called and it wants its security deposit back with interest ASAPtually! You gotta be a fool to think this was the move. Except, Miss Shona is standing super wrong and super strong in her foolishness. She took to Facebook to clapback at the haters and here’s what she had to say:
“I see how it works regardless the situation or purpose people gone have something negative to say! The answer is we do what we want when we want long as Jesus on our side everything worked out fine and gone continue to be fine. Our 1 month old was awake and well secured on my train. Most important while yall got ya feelings in us we had our hearts in Christ which covers all!! So keep ya mouths running for it was just that Exclusive and Epic enough we made top blog way from small town Ripley, TN and the social media doing what they do, TALK!!!! Who paid yall for yall comments, none so watch us as we do us! Too bless for mess!! Thank God we aint no celebrities oops got fans, guess we is! Sign off Mr & Mrs Brooks!!” – Shona Carter-Brooks
If she don’t go sit her raggelly yansh down somewhere. HAVE ALL THE SEATS IN MADISON SQUARE GARDEN, MA’AM! \__ \__ \__
Folks STAY trying to stunt but do the most with the least for it. “Too bless for mess.” LMAOOOO! I love Christians who use Jesus as their “Get Out of Jail Free Card.” By love, I mean side-eye the heck out of. Yall gon stop invoking the name of MY Lord to support your lack of behavior. NO MA’AM! The only thing more unwavering than her faith is her stupidity.
But she’s TOO BLESS FOR MESS!!!
Again, was common sense busy? Did it go on vacation and leave her to herself? That poor baby didn’t need to get dragged down the aisle to be a part of the wedding. Yall gotta start talking to your cousins and telling them to do better.
Team Bad Decisions’ annual conference be so PACKED, yo. Too many people are required to attend.
So whatcha’ll think about Shona and her dress with baby on the back?
P.S. Things like this is why the UNABLE TO CAN tshirt is so necessary to own.