Somebody gotta tell Lupita Nyong’o that I don’t have time for her perpetual slayage because how am I supposed to get work done and feel good about myself when she’s walking around looking like perfection? I DON’T HAVE THE TAHM NOR THE ENERGY, LAWD!
Just look at Lupie’s first ad as an ambassador for Lancome and get into it!
Girl shut up and get off my damb screen with all this FAHN! SHARRAP!
I love this. LOVE! Talk about celebrating the chocolate. The face looking so right and the skin looking like God was all “girl, I whipped up this brown mousse. Testing out a new formula that the other ones ain’t got yet.” I ain’t gon act like I’m not jealous when I am, and I got decent ass skin too.
As unofficial Parliamentarian of the Lupistas/Lupitians/Lupettes (I bring the snacks to our monthly meetings), I crown this a WIN. I’m here for this ad. There’s none of the usual lightening of the skin. In fact, Lancome went and hired some folks who actually know how to light brown skin without that weird gray tint, unlike some of these other (lazy) brands. Shade. Yall clap for them. This looks and feels right.
She is also giving my Grace Jones vibes in this pic and you know Queen Grace is the Oracle of Fierce.
This is the type of stuff that has my impressionable self saying TAKE ALL MY MONEY, LANCOME! Look at this expansion of shades. LOOK AT IT!
You support my baby boo, Lupie, and I wanna support you. You know I’m sheep.
I like this ad way better than the VOGUE cover she just did. Yes she was giving me clavicle realness and bicep fever but I don’t think it was the dopest I’ve seen her (see: the lighting. Meh). But this ad? Gorgeous. Just gorgeous.
Lupita won’t kill me die. I love her. She is a Goddess. I will not be slayed by Lady Nyong’o everytime when I clearly will! LOVE!