Peter Griffin’s CFDA Awards Outfit Stole the Show
One person went to the CFDA Awards and slayed EVERYBODY there. They are an American icon and we salute them for their influence in pop culture. Yes, I’m talmbout Peter Griffin.
This #ALPHET (outfit) is daring, it’s edgy and it’s bold. It tells us all that Peter is comfortable with his body and he wants everyone to know it. Let’s start from the top.
The bedazzled durag is giving me night time chic. Everyone should hit the pillow after wrapping their hair with some mousse in style like this. Get into it! And then there’s the makeup. Peter’s face has been SNATCHED to perfection. I especially love the smoky eyes. It really brings out his double chin.
And then this dress. THIS DRESS IS TO DIE FOR!!!! It’s slinky, it’s glittery and it’s a winner! My goodness. His Glam Squad really took a risk here and it paid off tremendously. See how it accentuates his moobs (man boobs) just so perfectly. It drapes over his fatty so right and the gloves give me a touch of elegance.
You see the thong underneath. That’s because we must keep the nethers a mystery. Take Peter out for some beers before you even think about seeing what lies beneath. He’s a gentleman like that.
The entire look is brought together by the matching sandals and the pedicure. Is that nail polish OPI or Essie? I’ll find out for yall and get back to you on it ASAPtually.
Either way, SHOUTOUT TO PETER!!! Saints and Aints, are you into it? Did Mr. Griffin step out or WHAT?!?
P.S. I LOVE the Family Guy team for their foolery such as this. This pic was posted by the TBS Twitter account.