Fashion

Say It With Your Chest! UNABLE TO CAN and ALPHET Tshirts Are Here!

My peoples! If you weren’t on social media from Friday night to Saturday morning, you missed something. I decided to offer UNABLE TO CAN tshirts through Teespring on Friday night and I announced it on the Awesomely Luvvie Facebook fan page, on Twitter and on my Instagram.

Teespring allows you to do “campaigns” where you set a minimum for shirts you want to sell in a specific time. If you reach this goal, it’s a success and folks will get their shirts sent to them. If you don’t meet the minimum, no shirts for anyone (and no one gets charged). It’s like Kickstarter for tshirts.

The UNABLE TO CAN campaign was set for 9 days and I put the minimum to 50 shirts. By the time I woke up on Saturday morning, over 200 shirts were ordered. By noon, it was 225. Chile WUT? Yall went IN on them. Some of you ordered multiple. Ennehweighs, I shut down the campaign early because I didn’t want everyone to have to wait for over a week before production started.

The campaign automatically relaunched and 45 more shirts were ordered. Anywho, I had to bring it back because I hadn’t even told those of you who weren’t loitering on social media. Now, you can getchu a piece again and tell people you’re UNABLE TO CAN with your chest!

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Because sometimes, you just need to tell people that you ain’t gon be able to do it.

I relaunched it last night and it comes in BLACK tees (women’s fitted and unisex/men) and a RED v-neck for women (you know I have to have a red option. For my plus-size ladies, order the American Apparel one (the black unisex)! They go up to 3XL! I gotchu covered.

These shirts will come in handy when our favorite shows (like Scandal and Game of Thrones) render us just udone.

Those of you who ordered the shirts this weekend should have gotten confirmation via email. They’re scheduled to arrive by June 14 for anyone who is in the U.S. Later for those who are international. WHOOT!

And since y’all asked, I’m also offering This is my #ALPHET tshirts so you can show off an show out. For the newbies, “ALPHET” means OUTFIT. If you haven’t read it yet, check out the Awesomely Luvvie Glossary of Random Things I Say!

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This shirt is available in BLACK tee (women’s fitted), RED tee (unisex/men), RED v-neck and regular (women’s fitted).

All my tshirts are $20, so they won’t break the bank too much. The sizing info of each type of shirt is available on the page too so check it out to see how they will fit. I don’t touch any of the shirts, so they’ll be coming straight from Teespring.

Yes, TeeSpring delivers to other countries besides the U.S. so my international readers, yall can also getchu a piece of these tees.

You know you love it! There are more t-shirts of my random sayings to come. I’ll probably roll out one new one per week. I’ve had some of my random sayings on tshirts for a bit on an unpubbed Spreadshirt store but I never pubbed it. Now, I’m really ready to get them popping.

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We’re all gonna be throwing shade with our clothing this summer and I am glad to be the enabler. When you wear your tshirts, tweet and Instagram an Facebook a picture and tag me to it so I can see you rocking em.

Order your shirts now, folks! – UNABLE TO CAN. This is my #ALPHET.

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8 Comments

  1. Antonio
    June 2, 2014 at 10:07 am

    You are KILLING the game, you hear me?!?!!??!?

  2. MyTruthNotUrs
    June 2, 2014 at 11:53 am

    Yaaaasssss!!! I got multiples of these shirts!!!

  3. Saundra
    June 2, 2014 at 9:33 pm

    I got mine…can’t wait to rock the “Unable” because it fits so many areas of my daily life…you planning on making a onesie? O_____O

  4. […] many parenting fails make me so tired that I just want the t-shirt that says it all: I can’t. When I think of some of the delights of parenting, I cannot help but to reflect on the patience […]

  5. June 4, 2014 at 5:21 pm

    I’ve got to get me one of the #icants. I have been saying that so much, it requires a t-shirt. Now if you ever do “All Out of Dambs to Give,” I promise my husband and I will buy a matching set. That is the best phrase ever!

    • June 4, 2014 at 5:24 pm

      “Giver of No Dambs” is probably coming in a week. Be on the look out! 😀

  6. Arbi
    June 10, 2014 at 10:11 am

    I got my “Unable” t-shirt yesterday. I will be wearing it on Sunday when I watch the season finale of Game of Thrones…

  7. Stacy
    June 20, 2014 at 4:18 pm

    I am rocking mine today and put it on Instagram. Cuz today I am unable to can!!