Whose Swordfish Toenails are These?
People can be utterly ridiculous sometimes. I came across this picture and I just had to say “Why?” and blame it on human nature. Because seriously. It makes no sense.
These are weapons of mass destruction and haters of shoes. The wonderful people of my Awesomely Luvvie Facebook page family had some words. And I cackled.
“She look like an effing honey badger about the feet.” – DL
“1st degree murder playing footsie.” – VL
“Hi, I’d like a manicure & a pedicure with a set of eagle talons O___O” – TJB
“This makes me want to go cut my toenails. Right. Now. I don’t even care that I did it yesterday, it feels like it must be done again.” – JW
“Take that polish off & I guarantee those toenails are black as hell.” – CC
“Her feet look like they should be used for snatching up small mammals.” – AM
“Wow and I’m over here single…I bet she’s married with kids…Smh.” – SH
“I hate income tax season…” – BJ
“Why this FUCKERY? Who said this was cute because they need a swift kick to the throat!!! Your pussy points just dropped below 50% smdh…” – AS
“um professor X you forgot WOLVERIECE lmao” – AJ
“Foh…….girl cut that them mortal kombat toe nails….not sexy at.all” – DH
“What forest did you find this sparkly animal in?” – LTS
“For some reason they remind me of a sabre toothed tiger” – MR
“Ma’am have several __/ and here one for those toes ______________/” – VB
“I’ll bet she can climb a mean tree.” – RW
“Holy Hell! Is this Blanca from Street Fighter’s mama’s feet?” – IK
“I bet she stay buying sheets and covers.” – ST
“I wanna hit each and every toe with a hammer!” – JEN
“I would like her to marry a guy who wears those Mexican elf toe boots.” – MP
“Nawww girl you ain’t coming to bed ripping my sheets and my legs up with that mess. Uh uhhhhhhhh. With those SWV nails on her FEET. HER FEET.” – VW
“All I can think of is her stubbing that pinky toe……#LifeFail..” – RNG
I love their shady asses so much. So whose knife toenails are these? Can someone explain the logistics of living with them?