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This Woman Permed Her Eyelashes. Because: Beauty

YouTube has allowed any and everyone to establish themselves as authorities in the beauty space. Get a webcam, get some paints and upload a video showing someone how to look better. TADA!

There’s a lady (Lily Seymour) on YouTube who posted a video of her perming her eyelashes to get them to be straight because they’re too curly. She put actual relaxer from a box. Don’t believe me? See below.

I watched this entire video while taking short spurts of breath because I felt like if I took a deep breath, her hand would slip, the toothpick would end up in her eye and relaxer would be all over everything and her pupils will fall out and I’d be traumatized for life. I don’t know why. Don’t ask me.

Ma’am, are you seriously going as far to put relaxer on your eyelatch (yes, eyelatch) because they’re too curly? Were fake lashes busy? But everyone! She makes sure she puts 1 layer of vaseline for protection. All that is standing in the way of her being unable to see is a swipe of petroleum jelly. Jeebs be a fence because I CAN’T.

My eyes watered just watching it as I imagined the smell of relaxer so close to my eyeballs. Memories of 2 decades of permed hair came flooding back and I wanted to fight the air. I might have post-traumatic relaxer disorder.

eye twitch gif

Because why not put something that can melt your scalp in 2 minutes within millimeters of your pupils? WHY NOT? The worst that could happen includes going blind if the lye gets on your cornea and melts through your eyeballs. BUT YOLO!!!

LADY CUT IT OUT!!! I know we have free will but must you use yours to perm your #eyelatch? WHY IT HAPPEN?? Lawd. This video got my nerves all bad. Somebody tell Lily that it ain’t even this serious.

#LatchItLambOfGod. #OverHaulItOrisha. #MakeItRightMessiah.

Honestly, the things people do for beauty can be a bit too much sometimes.

So ummm… which one of you is down for permed eyelashes?

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113 Comments

  1. July 14, 2014 at 7:17 am

    Fix it Jesus! Plaster it Peter! Haveth mercy on the fools of this world, I cease to can in the face of such unintelligence. whyyyyyyyyyy!!

    • July 14, 2014 at 12:12 pm

      OMG Plaster it Peter!
      *DEAD*

    • Marleezy
      July 14, 2014 at 5:32 pm

      #neutralizeitnebuchadnezzar

      • Ramona Roars
        July 15, 2014 at 1:16 pm

        No you didn’t go all neutralizeitnebuchadnezzar. I can’t. I jus can’t.

      • Ingrid
        May 31, 2016 at 12:23 pm

        That is one of the funniest lines I’ve ever read! Blessit!

      • TiffyJiffy
        May 31, 2016 at 3:18 pm

        I almost spit out my coffee laughing at this 🙂

  2. July 14, 2014 at 7:21 am

    Who needs to see when you have beautiful lashes, amirite?

    In a few months, she’ll be like “Y’all can’t see me! Hell, I can’t see me!”

    • Niki76
      July 14, 2014 at 8:45 am

      I quit you for this!! LOL

    • Simone
      July 14, 2014 at 8:57 am

      I died at “amirite”!

      • Smurfette1210
        July 14, 2014 at 8:13 pm

        Me too!!!! Hahahahaha

    • lexi
      July 14, 2014 at 2:49 pm

      I’m done for the day ma’am! Just done! *lies on the floor*

  3. Amber
    July 14, 2014 at 7:22 am

    Someone needs to tell her that one eye look is only cute on mike wazowski.

  4. Jillian
    July 14, 2014 at 7:22 am

    I’ve officially checked out of YouTube life.. I’m ghost, I’m vaporized, I’m DONE! Like the woman sat her happy ass on the thing called YT and PERMED HER EYELASHES?!?!?! I’m waiting for Dave Chappelle or Chris Rock to pop out and say, “Gotcha bitches!” What person that has the sense to turn on the box called “computer” and operate that eye glass thingy-mahgig called a “camera” do this? Like WHO!? I need receipts for her sense.

    • Dani Wilson
      July 14, 2014 at 12:30 pm

      DEAD @ “I need receipts for her sense” LMAO

    • mary burrell
      July 15, 2014 at 2:52 pm

      @Jillian: “Receipts for her sense.” I am howling like a wolf.

  5. Ty
    July 14, 2014 at 7:23 am

    Lord!I was more than scared, my heart was in my mouth. The foolishness of men. Now I would have nightmares of someone chasing me with a ‘toothpicked relaxer’. She prolly relaxed her eyebrows too and had it all fall off.

    • Ella
      July 14, 2014 at 8:27 am

      I had the same thought about the brows! The fact that when it started you could see she has three brow hairs hiding all clandestine beneath what.. powder? Pencil? Tattoo? That’s when I #knowed it was going to be some mess. #OrganizeitOmnipotentOne

      • TramonaS
        July 14, 2014 at 11:25 am

        You know what, I really wasn’t going to watch this dang video until I read “three brow hairs hiding all clandestine…”

        I. Freaking. Howled. *unplugs computer*

  6. Laveta
    July 14, 2014 at 7:44 am

    The stupidity is rampant! There are also several videos from different salons of women “perming” their eyelashes to make them curly! Seriously! Mini foam perm rods and everything! If I can’t fix it with a trip to Walgreens, Taget, MAC, or Bare Minerals, I’m taping out! I mean, come on! Is it EVER that serious? #TeamTooMuch!

  7. Tracey
    July 14, 2014 at 7:56 am

    #PrayforhaPrinceofPeace, for she OBVIOUSLY has been smoking crack, and has no idea what she’s doing!

  8. ykh
    July 14, 2014 at 8:01 am

    She has her contacts on to cover her eyeballs. O_O o.O
    To. Cover. Her. Eyeballs. WTF?!? Doesn’t she think that if the lye falls on the contacts then she would cause even MORE damage to her eyes as the contacts are now fused to her eyeballs.
    Lawd, send help!

    • Krissy
      July 14, 2014 at 12:41 pm

      Exactly! She clearly doesn’t know how relaxers, eyes, or contacts work.

      • Saundra
        July 14, 2014 at 9:52 pm

        That’s not how ANY of this works!

        • Prettydarkskinnedgirl
          July 21, 2014 at 1:27 am

          Why you got me picturing the old women from the Esurance commercial? I done died laughing at this!

        • LaChicaChocolate
          July 21, 2014 at 10:52 am

          I unfriend you!
          Please imagine the lady’s hand gesture when she say it too!

    • Marleezy
      July 14, 2014 at 5:35 pm

      She wears colored contacts…..#shecantbetrusted.

  9. July 14, 2014 at 8:04 am

    Remember that scene in Chris Rock’s ‘Good Hair’ when the scientist dude dipped a soda can in a big batch of unfiltered relaxer and it melted? THATS WHAT YOU’RE PUTTING ON YOUR EYE LASHES LADY! Why on earth would you want to risk your eye sight over something that NO ONE will probably notice. I doubt people be saying “Wooow. Check out those snatched to death straight eyelashes.” NOPE. Jesus be mascara wand, cause your children are running rampant with the creamy crack.

    And yes Luvvie, post-traumatic relaxer disorder is a real thing. 3 years natural and staying there!

    • KDS
      July 14, 2014 at 11:51 am

      LOL @ ‘snatched to death’

  10. milaxx
    July 14, 2014 at 8:10 am

    UGH! I wanna punch her in her neck! Speaking for all the folks with vision problems, as a person who had eye surgery as a child, and had to wear that nerd patch that got you teased as a child in the name of good vision, I rebuke this. No ma’am. that vaseline ain’t protecting your eyeballs & hat contact will melt onto your cornea if that nasty perm hits it. Bad enough you committing acts of foolery, but you put it on youtube to encourage others to follow.

    iCannot!

    • Dee
      July 14, 2014 at 12:56 pm

      you had to wear a patch too?! One of my eyes was, and still is, much weaker than the other one, and the doctors thought the patch would strengthen it up. Still slightly crossed eyed to this day. :-/

      No one teased me because (I found out later) my mother went to class when I wasn’t there and basically told the other kids she would come for them if they did –this was a mostly White school, too.

      • Marcia
        July 14, 2014 at 1:15 pm

        I HEART your Mom

      • KeyBeezy
        July 14, 2014 at 3:51 pm

        Your mama is the bomb, for real. I love her from afar.

      • milaxx
        July 14, 2014 at 6:51 pm

        Love your mom. Yes I had to patch and then later as I got older I was given exercises to do in front of the mirror. I also has surgery when I was 6 so I my eyes don’t cross unless I am deliriously tired.

      • Yolanda
        August 29, 2014 at 8:48 pm

        Lawd, wore a patch too!!!! Hated that thing!
        I just want to know what would posses a person to do this foolishment? Really?

  11. blackberry molasses
    July 14, 2014 at 8:12 am

    she is forgetting that you need to NEUTRALIZE the relaxer to stop the process. simply wiping it off and washing your face…. lord. iCan’t. i am officially unable. i half expected her lashes to fall right off and quit in revolt. hell if i were her lashes i’d been quit her. like, naw trick, i did not sign up for dis boolsheet rightchea when i grew out of your lids.

    and if i were her eyes i woulda rolled on out as well. because this is abuse.

    • Felicia
      July 14, 2014 at 9:36 am

      Ha! I absolutely can’t with you! Got me over here choking I’m laughing so hard. I almost stopped reading at “naw trick” but had to continue! The video was bad and your commentary made me fall out. Still in a fit of giggles as I type this!!!!!

    • Andrea
      July 14, 2014 at 2:33 pm

      LMBO

  12. Mariln
    July 14, 2014 at 8:30 am

    My biggest fear in life is being a fierce, Fabulous FOOOOOOOL over 50. She too DAMN OLD for such foolishness. She said she did because it makes it easier to put on her false eyelashes…How hard was it before really?

  13. Serenity
    July 14, 2014 at 8:51 am

    Beauty hurts….

    • Sanz
      July 14, 2014 at 1:16 pm

      Stupidity hurts more.

      • mrzyelware
        July 14, 2014 at 1:46 pm

        ^ And there you have it folks! #droptheladderJacob

        • July 14, 2014 at 5:05 pm

          #iRefuse #iWont #uCantmakeme Ya’ll are the reason I have to binge read alone. Got me Hollerin and chokin on my liquids

        • Kim
          July 15, 2014 at 4:34 pm

          what GG said

      • CF Sista
        July 14, 2014 at 2:59 pm

        I was about to add that, but you beat me to it! LOL Beauty may be fleeting, but stupid lasts FO-EV-UH. O_O LOL

  14. OctoberLotus
    July 14, 2014 at 8:56 am

    I can’t take beauty advice from anyone who doesn’t have eyebrows made of hair. I just cannot.

    • July 14, 2014 at 2:14 pm

      OMG I want this on a shirt.

      • Danielle
        July 16, 2014 at 9:11 pm

        This does belong on a T-shirt. And a hat.

    • Chip Garner
      July 15, 2014 at 7:25 pm

      this.

  15. Dionne
    July 14, 2014 at 9:42 am

    I saw this bullshittery as someone with vision problems and severe eye allergies and sensitivity I was dumbfounded. So relieved I’m no alone!

  16. Matador1015
    July 14, 2014 at 9:46 am

    I suppose her next video will be entitled “How To Flatiron Your Eye Lashes”?

    • Danielle
      July 14, 2014 at 9:48 am

      She’s going to have her fake lashes sewn in. It’ll be the rage in a few months.

    • Queen
      July 14, 2014 at 1:29 pm

      It it bad that I found this comment extremely funny?? #FlatIronedLatches

  17. Danielle
    July 14, 2014 at 9:47 am

    Wait. . . What? I am all confused like mIss Sophia at the Christmas dinner table. How curly could those lashes have been? I mean, they’re EYEFREAKINGLASHES!! Is it okay that I am angry at her tomfoolery? I’m just befuddled. . . And I can’t really tell a difference in the before and after lashes. Besides, if she goes blind from this, will her beauty really matter to her? I has questions. I pray she isn’t watching over small, impressionable children and letting them see this crap. Have half the neighborhood girls go blind before they’re eligible to drive because they were listening to Miss Lily’s beauty tips. . . smh

    • Queen
      July 14, 2014 at 1:27 pm

      Im actually angry at her insane stupidity also – young girls will watch this and think it’s okay!!! It’s not, lawd hammercy it is so very not okay. #CrazyHeffer

  18. Itsben1
    July 14, 2014 at 11:25 am

    For why?!?! This is why we can’t have nice things, smdh. And when you apply mascara, it will curl again. #tapeittutankhamun

    • July 14, 2014 at 1:05 pm

      tape it tutankhamun.

      exits seat, onto the floor. HOWLSSSSSSSS!!

  19. Zee
    July 14, 2014 at 11:25 am

    I know this is wrong, but I SWEATER GAWD I hope this b_itch goes blind one day….

  20. cedegrl
    July 14, 2014 at 12:27 pm

    Lord forgive me, but I hope one day she POKES HERSELF IN THE DAYUM eye, flails about widely in pain, accidentally pushes the *publish* button on her cam for the world to see, and lose her sight for encouraging others in this foolery! iCant, iwont, I’m unable.

  21. July 14, 2014 at 12:42 pm

    First of all dear Luvvie, you didn’t warn us that the woman refers to herself as GODDESS LILY. Why???
    I got 4 seconds into the video and had to stop. This kinda self harm needs to be illegal, or so socially unacceptable that she gets shunned by her neighbors. Lash hatred??? Lawd please deliver us from unnecessary fabricated beauty issues.

    • Itsben1
      July 14, 2014 at 1:15 pm

      Yeah, I got through about 30 seconds before I could stand no more!

    • CF Sista
      July 14, 2014 at 3:02 pm

      And she claims she is over 50 with this ratchetness? She is chocolate Jello, Bill Cosby, puddin’ pop proof that with age does NOT ALWAYS COME WITH MATURITY!

  22. Dee
    July 14, 2014 at 12:50 pm

    OHhhhhhhhhhh…before I read the write up I thought it was the white version of perm, which is still incredibly stupid.

  23. July 14, 2014 at 12:57 pm

    But wait! Did you see her disclaimer?! Did she even read that?! I can’t! #mitigateitmary #grabitguadalupe

    • Itsben1
      July 14, 2014 at 1:16 pm

      *cremated* @ “mitigateitmary

      • Renners
        July 14, 2014 at 2:05 pm

        this right here! mitigateitmary

        i will be STEALING!

  24. July 14, 2014 at 12:59 pm

    I bet she thinks those contact lenses are protecting her corneas. I can’t!

  25. July 14, 2014 at 1:08 pm

    Next, white girls will be perming their eyelashes to make them curl – and there will be a generation of eyelash-less fools running around, opening up the market for eyelash plugs and transplants. O_________O
    Stupidity knows no bounds.

  26. Sanz
    July 14, 2014 at 1:20 pm

    They shoulda never gave this heffa the innanets!

  27. Queen
    July 14, 2014 at 1:22 pm

    #icannoteven there is NOTHING “Common” about sense! The stupidity of some people amazes me, #eyelatches are too curly?? #icantevenknowwhattosay

  28. July 14, 2014 at 1:26 pm

    What mess?!!!?!! I can’t take this woman seriously. The devil put this idea in her head. The lengths women will go to attain beauty has reached an all time high. Somebody call Guinness.

  29. Nandy
    July 14, 2014 at 1:34 pm

    I’m quite sure that Just For Me, conditioning, no-lye relaxer is therapeutic for eyelashes and ol girl will be just fine.

    Also, why did I imagine Madame CJ Walker talkin bout I have a dream of little black girls being judged on the straightness of their lashes and not the content of their character.

  30. Rampage3
    July 14, 2014 at 1:38 pm

    I have over 5 years under my belt as a chemist. Lye, aka sodium hydroxide, is a strong base. The FIRST target organ listed on the MSDS (Material Safety Data Sheet for those scoring at home) is the eyes. The FIRST concern on the same sheet is eye burns and blindness. The VAPORS from this can burn the eyes. Who in all of the hells thought this was a good idea?!

    Jesus PLEASE give my people a book to read while they still can.

  31. Akilah
    July 14, 2014 at 1:44 pm

    Self hate is a btch. Meanwhile no one even likes straight eyelashes. I know because mine are straight and i was told I could get an eyelash perm to curl them and I was like funk that imma sit down with these wack eyelashes and thank God for my common sense and vision.

  32. Annette
    July 14, 2014 at 1:48 pm

    Not even going to click on her video…why cause it’s going to feel the crazy attention monster. I am sure it’s going to go viral which will validate her to do more of this crazy kind of behavior.

    People go through so much to buy a eyelash curler and she wants them straight. Even though it it has the potential to blind her she’s going to do it.

    No mama not feeding the craziness!

  33. Londa
    July 14, 2014 at 1:51 pm

    Can I be dumb? I mean, can I REALLY be dumb and ask dumb questions to match the level of her stupidity?

    1. What happens when she has new growth?

    2. What happens when she decides to change her lash color AND needs to relax? Will she wait two weeks?

    3. If she relaxes her eye lashes because they are too curly does she also relax her kitty kat curlies? In other words, is she relaxed or natural “down there”?

    4. Does she have a gas stove? How close does she allow herself to stand to the lit burners?

    5. Is she a smoker? Has her lashes ever caught on fire ala MJ circa 1984 Pepsi?

    6. The very first time she decided to do this what made her go, “hmmm…this might work?” And, who co-signed this? Was it a friend or a frenemy?

    • Elle
      July 14, 2014 at 2:16 pm

      Thanks Londa. I wanted to ask questions 1, 3 and 6 also.

    • dawn
      July 14, 2014 at 4:45 pm

      LOSDL @ number 3. In fact I’m LOL at this whole post.

    • Rampage3
      July 14, 2014 at 8:57 pm

      I am betting she is waxed downtown. And yes I cannot believe I speculated on question #3.

  34. S. Evans
    July 14, 2014 at 2:01 pm

    Now I’m mad….all that to apply fake eyelashes?…*done*

  35. nichole
    July 14, 2014 at 2:02 pm

    I know exactly why the comments section on this video are disabled.

    I can see the headlines of major newspapers writing articles about how hospital emergency rooms are now filled with idiots doing this.

    This is why we need Jesus to take the wheel.

    • deprogrammed
      July 14, 2014 at 3:28 pm

      I want Jesus to roll over some of these folk.

      • Mz James
        July 14, 2014 at 9:28 pm

        Yeeeeasssssss!

  36. Andrea
    July 14, 2014 at 2:32 pm

    What a NUT! There are people who would kill for curly lashes. And she disabled the comment section on her post. Gee, I wonder why? Lol.

  37. AARP Barbie
    July 14, 2014 at 2:43 pm

    WAIT!!! but what about the NEUTRALIZING process that follows perming! LAWD GEEZUSS please tell me she at least NEUTRALIZED! @o@

    • LaTonya
      July 16, 2014 at 9:15 pm

      Exactly! You know they just kept sizzling and fell out! This is why we can’t have nice things.

  38. CF Sista
    July 14, 2014 at 2:48 pm

    Some people take things too far! I mean, REALLY? She is utterly, COMPLETELY STUPID.

  39. Tracey
    July 14, 2014 at 2:58 pm

    “And many of us, by the way we act, we’ve even lost our minds.” – Khalid Abdul Muhammad

  40. Candace
    July 14, 2014 at 3:26 pm

    Jesus, take the wheel!

  41. deprogrammed
    July 14, 2014 at 3:27 pm

    Did she try a hot comb first? Did she try a flatiron next? Exactly who the hell is nappy around eye orbits? #straightenitshiva

  42. Lauren
    July 14, 2014 at 3:50 pm

    Did ANYBODY HEAR HER SAY “i’m wearing my contacts so my eye is protected?! Uh no sweety, your contact is going to get burnt up with the rest of your eye, just first. I’m done off of that alone. Someone come get me when YT posts a video of how I can put rubbing gasoline on my scalp to grow longer, thicker hair. Sheesh

    • LaTonya
      July 16, 2014 at 9:16 pm

      Shhhh don’t say it out loud! You know you just planted that gasoline idea in some fool’s head.

    • LaTonya
      July 16, 2014 at 9:17 pm

      Notice there’s no “Before” and “After” pictures??? Cause you caint tell the difference!!!

  43. July 14, 2014 at 4:05 pm

    Believe it or not, perming the lashes is a standard procedure. It is to make the lashes curlier, not remove curl from them. While her at home procedure is not safe IMO, it is not uncommon for someone to perm their lashes.

  44. dawn
    July 14, 2014 at 4:50 pm

    Ma’am your eyelashes aint even that curly! If the fake lashes don’t stick, just quit. Is it really that serious these days?

  45. KayMee
    July 14, 2014 at 4:55 pm

    She needs to be kicked in the arse promoting these dangerous “kitchen beautician” techniques. And who in hell is checking for lashes that are “too curly”? #FirstWorldProblems

  46. shayboo
    July 14, 2014 at 5:30 pm

    There is so much wrong with this video I don’t even know where to start… anyone with two brain cells rubbing together knows better than to attempt this, but who would take beauty advice from someone with 1) those eyebrows and 2) those God-awful beaver- knawed stumps she calls fingernails? Nope nope nope… when she wiped that stuff off and I saw those chewed mitts, I almost fell over laughing at her giving “beauty advice”-I feel bad for her grandbabies, you know she has just the thing for those curly lashes!

  47. Lala
    July 14, 2014 at 7:03 pm

    She has to be mentally illl…. This is not ok. She is not ok.

  48. Kiko
    July 14, 2014 at 9:34 pm

    She doesn’t value her sight lol
    Many people went blind after watching that video.

  49. Jo L
    July 14, 2014 at 10:31 pm

    No lie a single tear rolled out of my left eye whilst watching this for reasonS

  50. Gayle
    July 14, 2014 at 11:04 pm

    Sooooooooooo let me get this straight….she “permed” her lashes because they were “too curly” and in the end she will apply “fake lashes” over the “newly straightened” lashes. #jabbanthathroatJob

  51. Naomi
    July 15, 2014 at 10:56 am

    That gif of Louise is so appropriate. My stomach is turning just looking at that picture of her eyes.

  52. Pepp
    July 15, 2014 at 12:41 pm

    The moment she held up the relaxer tub I closed the tab!!! I can’t, I cannot watch it!

  53. Brittainny
    July 15, 2014 at 12:42 pm

    That woman ain’t got the sense God gave a billy goat. She risked her health and sight for straight eye lashes? I wasn’t aware that it was that important.

  54. perrykandi
    July 15, 2014 at 1:35 pm

    I am crying real tears over here!!! Not just from the write up on this crazy but from the comments lol! I read EVERY SINGLE ONE you all are hilarious!

  55. OrganizedChaos
    July 15, 2014 at 2:01 pm

    SMH! Total foolary at its best! who has super straight eye lashes? And seems to me she wanted to length them to make them fan out and appear longer less tight and curly…all she had to do was buy a mascara for this ! She deserves her lashes to be totally gone, all the dust and debris to get caught in her eye and all the chemical burns for this ignorant choice!

  56. I Can't
    July 15, 2014 at 3:08 pm

    She has no eyebrows. Did she perm those, too? Oh, and she said TOOFPICK. And she’s protecting her eyes with her contacts. She’s goes on to say it’s been ALMOSE ten minutes since she’s had the creamy crack on her eyelashes. I can’t believe I just watched all of this, but I was waiting to see if she ended up running to the sink or toilet like Denzel did in Malcolm X. I can’t!

  57. Kim
    July 15, 2014 at 4:36 pm

    Harpo…who dis woman?

  58. LaTonya
    July 16, 2014 at 9:10 pm

    For the love of all that is holy and merciful in the world, she has her eyes open while she’s talking! I just assumed – yeah I made an ass out of me – that she would be like some stupid pirate with that eye closed trying to protect itself from her foolishness! And she’s wearing her contacts!! Yes! Now the lye can melt the contact and fuse it to her eye. OMG.

    I need to go lay down!

    Can someone tell me why!!!! Why was this a good idea!!!

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  60. Dfieha
    July 20, 2014 at 9:31 pm

    Iswearfogod! Luvie, you just crack me up! Tears! So glad I got so,e eyelashes to carch’em!

  61. LadyT
    July 21, 2014 at 10:58 am

    Confucius say ” It is better to be thought stupid than to got on YouTube and remove all doubt!”

  62. phatlips
    July 23, 2014 at 5:38 pm

    That’s it. I’m opening a salon called “Nappylatches” for just such a service; ’cause if there’s one fool like this, then there’s a million of ’em out there willing to pay. I got bills, ya know! #katchherkrishna

  63. O. Linden
    July 24, 2014 at 9:38 pm

    This is like a scene from the straight to DVD movie Silence of the Eyeballs.

    “It’s puts the vaseline on it’s skin…”

    Oh gawd!