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The #TweetLikeJadenSmith Hashtag Brought Me Cackles

Jaden Smith is always worried, as I’ve written about before. His foreheads stays in a perma-wrinkle, as if his family isn’t Hollywood royalty, and as if he’s done nothing but struggle all his life. He’s the hipsterest hipster that ever hipstered.

Also, we’ve learned that Jaden is full of thoughts so deep that logic doesn’t have anything to do with them. I wrote a post on how Jaden’s Smith’s are Socrates’ worst nightmare. He says things like “I Should Just Stop Tweeting, The Human Consciousness Must Raise Before I Speak My Juvenile Philosophy.” WUT? HAVE A SEAT, JADEN!

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Anywho, last night, Twitter decided to make fun of him and his #wisdumb. It was comedy GOLD. There’s also now a @TweetLikeJaden account. Win!

If you can’t view the tweets below, see the #TweetLikeJadenSmith tweets on Storify.

HAAAA!! Some of these actually make more sense than actual tweets by Jaden, so there’s that. Bless his heart.

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25 Comments

  1. Tima
    July 10, 2014 at 10:00 am

    Fix it Jesus.

  2. Brittany
    July 10, 2014 at 10:05 am

    That sign language one is A+++++++ because I’m really thinking about it lmao

    • Tiffany
      July 10, 2014 at 10:14 am

      That one had me thinking for real!!! LMAO!!!

  3. Eve Tey
    July 10, 2014 at 10:37 am

    DEAD from the “wood chuck” tweet!

  4. Court
    July 10, 2014 at 10:58 am

    This is hilarious, but at the same time…I am finding myself really thinking about some these…Shame on me.

  5. Cheryl
    July 10, 2014 at 11:11 am

    Birds screaming and not singing because of their fear of heights. LOL!!

  6. Jabari
    July 10, 2014 at 1:06 pm

    Can somebody please call my mama and tell her I haz passed cause I. AM. UNABLE!!!!!

  7. mz.niecy
    July 10, 2014 at 1:51 pm

    Jada will be making a very long instagram post about ppl bullying kids (hers), #mock my words

  8. RavenJ
    July 10, 2014 at 3:04 pm

    I really enjoyed the one about his dad’s name being Will and him pondering if his name should be Wilson.

  9. Tamara Jenkins- Pettus
    July 10, 2014 at 3:12 pm

    Lol, smh…Resurrect it Redeemer!!! & all that mocked young Jaden shall feel the wrath of Mama Jada!!! #boxbraids #setitoff

    • Kim
      July 10, 2014 at 4:58 pm

      The #boxbraids made me a believer. Hollering!

    • Mamasup
      July 10, 2014 at 9:45 pm

      No ma’am , Screamin’

  10. march pisces
    July 10, 2014 at 3:19 pm

    i forgot who said it, but >>>>> “you go to heaven for the weather and hell for the company.” there will be a special section for luvvie’s posters and those who read the post holla laughing. see er’body when i get there….LOLOL

    • Ronica01
      July 14, 2014 at 4:16 am

      I will hold you a seat. My old ass is cackling at four in the morning waking up my fellow seniors.

  11. Bish Whet
    July 10, 2014 at 3:43 pm

    Rude! yml Ya’ll need to let that 16 year old boy live

  12. Dawn
    July 10, 2014 at 4:54 pm

    ****If Will is my Dad.. And I am my Dad’s son.. Then why wasn’t I named Wilson****

    I just HOLLARED out loud at work. #dearlordjeezushelpme

  13. avi
    July 10, 2014 at 4:55 pm

    Dare I say it? Some of these are quite good. Made me think, tbh. *laughing in honesty* Last but not least, grown people need to leave that youngster alone and stop picking on him.

  14. Kimberly
    July 10, 2014 at 7:44 pm

    I don’t care what anybody say, this is the mind of a well balanced young man. These tweets, are clever hilarious, and quite thought provoking. He is doing just fine. I think if you have a problem with them you have absolutely no sense of humor!!!!

    • Katori
      July 10, 2014 at 10:59 pm

      Ma’am, these here tweets are not JS’s. They were put together by clever, hilarious and thought-provoking humans … You know what, never mind.

      In (un)related news my heart soared higher every time Someone Capitalized First Letters As if Putting Down a Title Just As Young Wilson Does.

      • Danielle
        July 11, 2014 at 11:29 am

        Yeah, never mind is what I was thinking. And I love your (un)related news. Lol!!!

        • Katori
          July 11, 2014 at 8:08 pm

          Thank you Danielle 🙂

  15. July 11, 2014 at 5:24 am

    That’s that Scientologist speaking.

  16. Kedra
    July 11, 2014 at 11:08 am

    I have gone to glory with no voice because I HOLLERED!!!!!

  17. Danielle
    July 11, 2014 at 11:33 am

    I am so glad I am on my lunch break. This here post has me in TEARS!!!!!! LOL!!!I just wish he would go mute and lose the ability to read for a time so logic and reasoning can kick in. This is one of those rare moments where creativity is all bad. #StopHimSavior

  18. July 17, 2014 at 7:03 pm

    Thanks God Jaden is as cute as a pie cause he seems to be missing a brain. I guess it’s about time Will bring some senses into his son.