Lil Kim RSVPs to the Flawless Remix Party She Wasn’t Invited To
Beyonce dropped the FLAWLESS remix featuring Nicki Minaj late on Saturday night and the internet went nuts for it. The Stages of Twitter Dealing with a Beyonce Event was recycled, proving to be forever accurate and the stans got a fresh wave of life.
Me? Well I thought it was just ok. It’s dope that the top rapper and the top popstar collaborated but I was underwhelmed by the result.
Well yesterday, Lil Kim decided she wants to play too so she came out with a remix to the Flawless remix and she considered it a Nicki Minaj diss track. Even though she was only on the last 30 seconds of the song.
If you’re bored, you can listen here:
So ain’t nobody gon tell Lil Kim that she isn’t on the RSVP list for the FLAWLESS party? Who is gonna stand up and say her invite didn’t get lost in the mail because it just wasn’t sent? *looks on the list* Kimberly, you say? I don’t… *looks again* see you on here. Whose list did you say you were on? I’m sorry, ma’am. You’ll need to step aside so we can let other people in.
Bless her heart! Bey is somewhere like “SAY WUT?” now? Kimberly Jones gon quit embarrassing herself one day (like when she asked fans to send her baby shower gifts) but that day is not TOday. How you just gon throw yourself on the song like a grieving widow?
Lil Kim. Girl, you don’t even go to this school. You can’t sit with us. (-__-) It’s like when R.Kelly threw himself on the “If I were a Boy” Remix. Sir, nobody told you to come into the studio for this. Stahp! Let yourself out and please turn off the light as you go. Just embarrassing.
Then there’s the fact that she literally spit for 30 seconds at the END of a 4 minute track. She coulda just let them 16 bars live by themselves and recorded a voicenote on her iPhone 5S and uploaded it to Tumblr instead of making this a “track.” I’m so mad at her for wasting my time. All to get a couple of shots in on Onika.
Lil Kim basically Lil Mama’ed the track. She showed up at the end when everyone was already clapping, wondering why she’s there. She’s the kinda person who shows up on the playground after you picked teams for dodgeball, making the game all uneven. Petty. Sit this round out, madam! Or go start your own game. She’s the kind who tries to walk up on you while you’re playing “Solitaire” talmbout “can I join?” NO, YOU CANNOT.
Can we also talk about how she Photoshopped the cover to include her picture?
Girl, I guess. She spent all this energy on this when she coulda just taken the time to release her own single.
Let’s not even talk about how unbothered Nicki is by Kim. LET’S NOT.
Saints and Aints, #LettucePray for Sister Kimberly Jones and ask the Lawd that she stops failing successfully. We gon take to fasting and meditating on her behalf because this is a mess. I do want her to prosper and I am rooting for her on the strength of her albums from 15 years ago. Nothing is impossible with God.
Again, bless her heart. She tried.
Edit: Joseline Hernandez got her some of the FLAWLESS Remix too? Dassit. I’m coming out with my own version 2moro. Watch this beat drop. Lil Kim doesn’t go to the school but Joseline ain’t even enrolled in the school system. STAHP! Bofa dem need to STAHP!!!