Kaboom Makes a Blue Ivy Hair Joke and Everyone Lets Her Have It
On Monday’s edition of 106 & Park, Karrueche Tran, Chris Brown’s (maybe he feels like it today) girlfriend of far too long (remember when he dumped her for Rihanna? Well, the 1st time) made a joke about Blue Ivy’s hair. Basically on some “my parents don’t comb my hair” cheapness. No one sent BET’s writers the memo that Blue Ivy hair jokes aren’t what’s hot. Maybe their memo got faxed. Now folks are threatening her and coming for her eyebrows.
Kale-ruchay’s one job was to read the teleprompter. So yes, as much as she’s secretary at arms of Team Bad Decisions, this wasn’t her fault. In Kaboom’s defense, she was just a mouthpiece. She read that Blue Ivy hair joke off the teleprompter and BET’s writers should get the wig snatch and the vitriol. Y’all know Chris Brown’s Yo-Yo ain’t bold enough to make that joke herself. She read it and even she was like “sorry” on air.
Poor Karfuffle. Kettlecorn ain’t never been known as someone who makes good decisions. This ain’t no different. She just needs mentors.
I wonder who who thought Kalechips was a good host for 106 & Park, anyway. I mean, seriously. The girl seems to have the personality of vitamin water. BET’s Stephen Hill has apologized for the joke and so has Kayak.
I took to Facebook and Twitter and I started a thread of complete and utter foolishment. Below is the conversation that ensued (my comments are the ones with LA):
“I feel sorry for Kawasaki. She was just doing a job. Now the Bey Hive is trying to behead her!” – ER
“I feel so bad for Kalamata.” – KL
“Poor Kaleidoscope” – ER
“Kemosabe stays losing so much that I don’t even think she knows what winning feels like. Her supporters keep saying she has a job & that she’s a model. I personally don’t think her current position of “Chris Brown’s air in the spare” translates as valid work experience anywhere.” – MR
“I blame both BET and KarpelTunnel. KiaSephia could’ve skipped that joke and BET sound mad Beyonce didn’t perform at the EBT awards” – @jillianbowe
“Wait… You meant Kama Sutra. Right?” – KL
“Nah its Kalamari” – ER
“Karmachameleon never saw it coming, po’ thing” – IN
“Yea Kettlestitch WAS.NOT.READY. Cheer Up, Kinesthetic” – ER
“They told Beyonce that Kerastase made a joke about Blue Ivy and she went “Who?” Exactly.” – LA
“who is Kerastase? You mean Kaopectate? Chris Brown’s GF, right?” – @Court_The_MUA
“That Kimchi will NEVER LEARN will she?!?” – KH
“The moral of this story for Krayola is next time, she should STFU instead of reading a joke about the Princess to the Beygency throne.” – LA
“These comments are inspiring foolishness that has me cackling with joy. Thank you Kegel…” – KL
“I didn’t even know 106&Park had a new host. Kolacola wasn’t even on my radar before this.” – DC
“So, Kathmandu is actually afflicted like Ron Burgandy…she’ll read ANYTHING off a prompter without thinking… this is Kucaburra’s fault. You get a breeze through before hand. You decide what you want to read or not. The Beygency is gonna have her ass in the Edgeless Protection Program real soon.” – DW
“I wonder what Breezy has to say about Kahlua’s mishap? He’s no stranger to controversy…” – CW
You guys. We should leave Kalisthenics alone. – LA
“We shall keep Kolombo in prayer.” – @AstoldByThomas
“Please lift up Sister Kumbaya up.” – LA
“Damn. KaysJewelers can never win. Sad.” – DU
“It’s not like Klondike ain’t gonna be on Twitter again… She apologized y’all!” – KH
“Reports say that Breezy says if Krasha Train is happy, then he’s happy. After this and the weekend Chris just had, I guess nobody in that household is too happy.” – DC
“I just hope that Kucaracha has learned a lesson.” – ER
“Kaluha and Cream was just doing what her bosses wanted… Poor Krucial Konflict.” – DC
“One day, Kull The Conquerer shall find peace on the internets. Today shall not be that day.” – DU
“This is my last comment about Kappa Alpha Psi. I’m going nite nite.” – CW
“This thread won’t stop with the greatness. Maybe we could have written a better script for Krashandburn.” – DC
“Kockadoodledoo just always getting the short end of the stick” – KH
“I’m back! All these comments about Kool and the gang couldn’t keep me away. Lol! Y’all crazy.” – CW
“We are being so hard on Kantgetright!” – DC
“Its cool. Kamikaze will bounce back. She always does.” – RD
“We should send Killingmesoftly this thread…” – CW
“All Kilimanjaro is gonna do is tweet about it…” – KH
“If BET only knew the joy that KreamOfWheat brought in all of this!” – DC
“BET should be thanking KC and the sunshine band for all this publicity.” – CW
“I know right?!?!? I know Kawinkidink is loving this attention though….” – KH
“kakebatter gone learn to read silently first…” – DL
“Is Kickstarter a guest host or is she permanent? If KashNKarry is permanent that’s not a good look.” – CW
“Y’all… leave KontrolAltDelete alone… you can tell by her dealings with CB that her elevator doesn’t go #allaway up.” – RS
“KareBearStare is having the worst week ever. But these here comments? LMAOOOOOOOO” – KB
I HATE THAT I LOVE MY FRIENDS SO MUCH! They are the utter worst!
All I know is that Kalabash will be back to tailing behind Chris Brown (the President and CEO of Bad Decisions LLC) tomorrow, they’ll breakup on Friday and be Instagramming selfies on Monday.
*I don’t know how we started calling this girl everything but her actual name but it has been over 2 years since this game began. No, it is not because of her ethnicity. I’ve been making fun of Tksjfipwjfpw Mari for about4 years so saddown in advance.