Remy Ma and Papoose: Together Through Bids and Blond Bangs
Nowadays when people break up because one person’s shoes are ugly, it’s great to see some folks buckle down and stick with each other.
He’s a grown ass man who goes by the name Papoose (on purpose) and has every NYC borough tattooed on his fingers. She’s named Remy Ma and went to jail for 6 years for shooting a woman in the stomach over $3,000. They’re both rappers. This is the love story that Sister Souljah wished she wrote.
Separately, they sound like an SNL skit that I’d be offended about but together, they’re in a lovely union, married for 6 years. The marriage of Reminisce Smith and Shamele Mackle is going strong. In fact, they got married in 2008 after Remy Ma went to jail and they had those conjugal visits popping every 6 weeks.
Last week, she got out and who was there waiting for her? Papoose, rocking a #TeamRemyMa tshirt. I don’t know if it’s because of old age but that’s beautiful dinnamug!
Before she got released, Papoose had a countdown going for her freedom. He even got her upper body tatted on his forearm earlier this year in honor of bae. Because: LOVE. He’s so ride or die for her! YOU MIGHT WANNA HATE BUT THAT IS LOVE! #OrangeIstheNewBlackLove
Meanwhile, today, we found out that Ciara and Future broke up. Who could have thought that Future was not an upstanding man? So what that he has 5 kids with 4 baby mamas? WHO’DA THUNK IT?!? >_> Everyone can’t be as solid as RePoose. o_o Nayvadius (yes that is Future’s real name) can’t even hold Ciara down through post-partum. Be like Papoose, my dude.
If Remy Ma and Papoose can make their marriage work through her 6-year bid in the pen and them blond bangs, shouldn’t you give love a chance? I’m just saying.
Who needs Twilight when you have this??? NOBODY. Someone should make a painting of them in the tradition of those other Black love ones where the couple are kneeling in front of a fireplace butt nekkid looking like they want to swallow each other’s faces. So #romantical!
GIVE LOVE A CHANCE!
P.S. Word on the streets (and from Remy Ma) is that there’s a reality TV show coming. Will I be watching it? Is the rent too damb high? HELL YEAH. I can’t wait. Can they be an entire season of “Love and Hip Hop” by themselves?
P.P.S. If they break up tomorrow, remember the good times and the fact that they came this far. But let’s not speak of it. We need RePoose to keep our hope alive.
P.P.P.S. Y’all send our sister Ciara some good vibes. May she heal thru this tough time and not fall in love with another ingrate. May her heart do the Matrix back-bend for a dude who is worthy of her love. Amen, Saints.