I Want Red Velvet Oreos to Be Real So Bad AND THEY ARE!
Yall know I love all things red velvet. Red velvet cupcakes, cheesecake, cookies, waffles, pancakes, hot chocolate… I am the bubba Gumb of red velvet. This is why in the past 48 hours, so many people have sent me this picture.
Everyone has sent me this SAME picture and I Googled and wasn’t able to find out anything about OREO officially coming out with a red velvet flavor with cream cheese filling.
BUT I WANT IT TO BE REAL SO BAD SO I CAN BUY EVERY BAG!!!
Hear my cry, oh Lord! All this pumpkin spice madness… blah. But THIS? This is deliciousness I can stand behind. I need all my sleuths to find out for me if this is real. And one of yall might work for Nabisco so go ask your boss and come back and let me know. I should even tweet @Oreo and find out. Yes, it’s that serious.
The red velvet game is not a game. Not with me. NOT WITH ME.
So I’ll be waiting. If these aren’t real, well I might need to start a Change.org petition to tell Nabisco to get it together and make my life right.
P.P.S. Done. Now we wait.
— Awesomely Luvvie (@Luvvie) October 20, 2014
1. I am still waiting on Oreo to reply to my tweet.
b. Someone commented and said their they know someone who works for Nabisco and that it is indeed real (and coming out soon).
iii. Someone else tweeted me that this is going to be released Valentine’s Day 2015.
I will keep yall updated on anything else I hear. This is important.
a. My tweet to Oreo has made it on Snopes. I don’t know whether to be ashamed or proud.
ii. Nabisco is neither confirming nor denying this. We will have to play the waiting game I see.
CONFIRMING Update (Jan 20, 2015):
RED VELVET OREOS ARE REAL AND THEY’RE COMING! I’ve been getting pics from an insider at Nabisco for the past couple of months of Red Velvet Oreos being unboxed.
AND THEN today even TIME Magazine is confirming that they will be in stores on February 2, 2015. TOLD YALL!