The Time B2K Did a Group Lean in Tacky Alphets: Throwback Thursday
The fact that the early 2000s can now be considered “throwback” means we’re all old. Dambit. And remember the group Immature? Well, not them. I’m talmbout their heirs apparent: B2K. Omarion, J-Boog, Raz-B and Lil Fizz. Sounding like a Matrix character, a fake ass rapper, a flavor that was trying too hard to sound cool and some soda I wouldn’t want. Teenager us loved them too.
But check out this picture of them:
LMAO! What is happening here? Why are the boys in the front doing the Smooth Criminal lean? Raz-B and Omarion holding hands to stay up. See? Everyone can’t be the THRILLERMAKER and get shoes patented so the lean could be possible. EVERYBODY AIN’T ABLE! >_>
I just wonder why they thought this was the move. “Yo fellas. We should lean during the photoshoot.” “Lean on what?” “Nothing.” “YESSS!”
Bless their hearts. And can we talk about these clothes? Why do they look like their seamstress quit halfway through because she realized this was gonna look like post-apocalyptic uniforms? Why is Raz-B wearing .075 of a vest? What happened to the bottom of the left side of this orange vinyl fabric he’s rocking?
And WHY are the chip clips having to hold his shirt together? However, i give him props for the foresight. He knew cut-outs were a trend we’d all appreciate eventually. See: Instagram fashion designers. Lemme find out that he was really ahead of his time.
Andre Leon Talley said “That’s a lot of fashion.” This is not enough fashion.
Meanwhile, look like Lil Fizz in the back. I didn’t even notice him at first. He was the Michelle of B2K. His shirt is so big that they must have used some of the fabric they were supposed to use for Raz-B’s vest. The person who looks the LEAST of a fool is J-Boog. These alphets, doe.
Bless this mess.
P.S. if you’re new here, yes I said ALPHETS instead of OUTFITS on purpose. Check the Awesomely Luvvie glossary.