Janet Jackson is 48, Flourishing and Looking FOREVER FAHN
I saw a picture of Janet Jackson looking AMAZING and I just had to say something. Let your eyeballs get what they need with this image of Ms. Jackson (if you nasty) from a fashion show in Dubai from this weekend.
I am INTO IT and her. YESSSSS!! Janet looking like old money, new money and unprinted money. Our girl went and got her a FAHN ASS Arab man, packed up her bags and said “I’ma gon find peace in the Middle East.” I ain’t mad at her AT ALL. Have you seen her boo (Wissam Al Mana)?? He is a tall drink of cold refreshing water. WHEW.
Out of all them Jacksons, Janet is the one who got away. She’s like “I’ma let yall have these shenanigans…” Werk, Mrs. Jackson-Al Mana. Life is looking great on you these days. I don’t even care that she’s still rocking the same slick back and phony pony since 1988. I don’t mind. The only thing she needs from the U.S. is her brown gel and she got the money to pay for them international shipping fees.
I bet she don’t miss nobody but her mama. You know Jermaine ain’t allowed to visit her because him and his hair paint might mess up her good furniture and melt unto her good Persian rugs and who got the tahm for THAT cleaning job? Surely not Janet. She got grapes to eat and none of them are for the wrath that’ll come with getting tar out of Egyptian silk. NOPE.
Folks wondering whether she’s going to make more music. FAH WUT?? Janet is sitting on half a billy ALL BY HERSELF. And her husband is a multi-billionaire. Make music? I wouldn’t even BREATHE on beat. I’d start a business called “Luxuriate for a Living.” And by “start a business” I mean I’d take naps. For weeks.
Because what Janet is looking like is someone who ain’t got no worries. That skin is TOGETHER and those brows have been snatched to perfection. YOU LOOK GOODT, J! Damita Jo outchea looking WELL-RESTED and WELL-DIC… *internet disconnects*