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#LifetimeBiopics and #LifetimeBeLike are the Hashtags You Need After the Aaliyah Movie

The Aaliyah biopic on Lifetime happened tonight and I missed it but it’s coming on again so I’ll DVR to watch tomorrow. Anywho, folks say it’s so bad that the word “bad” is offended that it’s even associated with the movie. And to think. The Whitney Houston biopic is still coming and we ALREADY see how that’s shaping up.

Twitter is GREAT for times like this because to cope with mass disappointment and terrible things, we joke. AND OH THE JOKES! The memes won’t stop coming.

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There are levels to the Aint Shitness on Twitter and all those levels point to shenanigans. Below are some of the tweets. If you can’t view it on this page, go to Storify.

*CRIES* Thank you for uniting us in roast, Lifetime!

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20 Comments

  1. Milaxx
    November 15, 2014 at 11:09 pm

    Y’al folks have no chill! I haven’t watched but I may DVR just to laugh at how bad it is.

  2. Tae
    November 15, 2014 at 11:20 pm

    Luvvie I’m not doing this with yall! please tell me you’re doing a review I am hollering lmao

  3. jinks
    November 15, 2014 at 11:31 pm

    i have to got get off the internet now. my sides are hurting and my breathing is labored… this is true tomfoolery!!!

  4. Lakisah
    November 16, 2014 at 12:04 am

    LMAO…..every last one of us needs to purify ourselves in the waters of Lake Minnetonka for the foolery and fuckery that ensued tonight. Luvvie, you should do a special post called, The Five Levels of Ain’t Shitness because what happened tonight is unreal. #imstillcrinelaughin

  5. SheSade
    November 16, 2014 at 12:21 am

    Hilarious lol. I actually watched the movie. Ppl might get mad at me for saying this but I feel like if the family were more involved it would have been better. I know they wanted her to have a bigger platform like a motion picture. But if I was her family I would have wanted it to be told the correct . It’s been 13 years lawwwwd knowws she deserved better tha this. Why it happened? lol. Then they had R. Kelly on creep life and Idk about yall but I was uncomfortable in my seats. And how was Missy looking like 2005 Missy in the 90s and skinty. I was so confused. I has questions folks, Dame Dash looked like Swiss Beats. Her brother looked like Drake. Chile cheese Lol. It was just horrible horrible horrible. But the memes made it allllll worth it lol. Blk Twitter is the freaking dopest.

  6. Simonr
    November 16, 2014 at 12:48 am

    These innanets is so ill-mannered!! I cannot deal! I’m cryne!

  7. November 16, 2014 at 4:14 am

    What is that goo in bokeem woodbines teeth?

  8. Shar
    November 16, 2014 at 6:03 am

    So this just happened after reading these memes: _____________ no pulse, I done seen the white light and made it to the pearly gates! If this is not the funniest mess on the innanets! Black twitter has no behavior and needs a year of timeouts! Luvvie please do a recap after you watch it #sodead

  9. November 16, 2014 at 10:47 am

    Girl… all these people need medication. I have been in tears since last night!

  10. November 16, 2014 at 11:19 am

    This entire story #broketheinternet LOL.

    My neck, my back, the Aaliyah movie was wack.

  11. Yulanda
    November 16, 2014 at 11:20 am

    Libbie, I can’t do this with you any more. I’m gonna need to start wearing depends. ROTFKMSLOL

  12. tonia
    November 16, 2014 at 11:21 am

    I can’t STAND black folks creating memes cuz we don’t know how to act!!!!! That one as Sisquo as Eve had me ROLLING!!!

  13. BE
    November 16, 2014 at 1:16 pm

    That movie was awesome. I was so tired last night but couldn’t sleep. I hit play and BAM!! I woke up this morning feeling refreshed.

    ZzzQuil couldn’t have done a better job. They are about to be out of business.

  14. #AllTheNopes
    November 16, 2014 at 1:31 pm

    I am highly embarrassed that this lacefront wearing T-rex shares my last name. This no-good heffa better not be related to me in any sort of way cuz I will uproot that tree, cut off the branch and light that shit on fire. Imma sit down and write this trollop a four page letter telling her about this knockoff Fendi bag of a movie she done did. Got Timbaland going off all over the internetz, he’s so mad.

  15. notconvincedgranny
    November 16, 2014 at 2:31 pm

    #Lordbeaicebucket If I waded into Lake Minnetonka right now AWL the water would boil out! I cackled so hard I’m hot!

  16. November 16, 2014 at 3:33 pm

    Lawd!!!!

  17. November 16, 2014 at 11:57 pm

    Completely lost it at the Whiz Khalifa look-alike from Dragon Tales. *wipes away tears*

  18. Rebecca
    November 17, 2014 at 4:27 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA!! Haven’t watched the movie but that bad, huh?!?! I mean.. daamn!

  19. howling banshee
    November 22, 2014 at 4:35 am

    Lifetime has an entire section of its budget devoted to trolling Black Twitter.
    The execs are like, “We know Black Twitter is more entertaining than we are, but we’re getting paid and they’re not. ”
    And they grab the popcorn, search for the relevant hashtags, and watch the BT show talking bout “Dance, puppets dance.”
    #Lettuce #prey that they choke on their popcorn.
    Same goes for all those other folk who know better than to do or say some of the things they do.
    They probably have betting pools to see who can trend on BT the longest.
    Dishonor on the BT trolls for six generations. May they always get pickles on their sandwiches when they specifically ordered no pickles.

  20. Nesherz
    December 1, 2014 at 6:15 am

    Hammercy Lawd!