Two men were going back and forth on C-SPAN about politics and whatnots when they got a call from the general line where people phone in to drop their 2 cents about whatever is happening. The two happened to be brothers and when they heard the voice on the other end, they knew they were in trouble because it was their Mom. This is pure gold. Watch:
She came out the gate snapping! LMAOOOO! When dude on the left immediately drops his head and goes “Oh God It’s Mom,” a cackle escaped from my spirit. He was so done for! Dude on the right tried to keep his horror away from the surface but his brother was appalled enough for both of them. But Mama called to snatch BOTH their wigs because she is clearly sick of their shit and she felt like letting the whole world know. Mrs. Woodhouse is alright with me.
“I was very glad this year was the year that you two were supposed to go to your in-laws and I’m hoping you have some of this out of your system when you come home for Christmas.”
That is the best “I wish y’all would STFU statement I’ve heard this week.” She told Brad and Dallas not to bring their petty shit home on White Jesus’ birthday because she ain’t got time for it. TELL ME, MA! TELL EM! A house divided indeed. For her to say she is happy they didn’t hop their arguing asses to her crib on Turkey Day lets you know how fed up she is.
But she tempered it with how she loves them. Because even bad ass mamas are made of sugar and spice and some things nice. Mrs. Woodhouse is the real MVP because more people need to tell smug men to shut their asses up in public.
What I also appreciate is how she spoke about expansion of healthcare. She is a knowledgeable shade queen and that’s greatness.
I can only aspire to embarrassing my kids on a grand scale like this one day. Like when I pick them up at school in some flip flops and socks. I DREAM A DREAM!
Also, I clearly need to watch C-SPAN more because if more things like this are happening on that channel, this could become my new “stories.” It’s like “All My Children: Politics Edition.” Y’all coulda told me this whole time. I coulda been watching C-SPAN with popcorn talmbout “OH NO HE DIDN’T SAY THAT TO HIM!”
Y’all gotta tell me these things.