Justin Bieber Went from Spongebob to Johnny Bravo with Photoshop
We haven’t been able to get rid of Justin Bieber for 7 years, when he came ‘pon the scene with his helmet swoop and stole the hearts of giddy (and pitiful) teenagers everywhere singing “Baby Baby Baby oooooh.” He became Usher’s protege and then started showing out a fool, getting in all types of trouble.
ENNEHWEIGHS, Justin was tapped for one of those iconic Calvin Klein underwear ads and I wonder why, because he has the body of a 10 year old who scribbled all over his chest. All those tattoos and he still can’t make manly fetch happen. When the CK ads dropped, some folks were pleasantly surprised to see Mr. Bieber looking more swole than we all remember. He had some edge to him. LEMME FIND OUT BIEBER’S BEEN GYMMING.
Alas, nay. A website called BreatheHeavy got the tea, because someone sent them the unretouched pics of Justin to compare with the released campaign pic. MUCH difference.
LMAOOO! They tried it so hard. Puffed out homie’s chest, gave him a larger back, enlarged his puny biceps, made his head smaller, his hands bigger, his thighs got more girth and…. his bulge actually BULGES.
Photoshop is an everlasting bastard. Look at the lies! They basically gave Justin a brand new body since his old one looks pre-pubescent. And that probably won’t sell underdraws. They #minuswell had just used a body double and placed Justin’s head gingerly on the neck. Same difference as what is here. He went from SpongeBob to Mini Johnny Bravo. THEY TRIED IT.
What if they just hired someone else who actually had the body to fill out their boxer briefs? This frankenbody nonsense. Is it by force? LAWD.
On top of all’at, word on the streets is that Justin was being a twerp on the set and “He was basically a douche. He hit on Lara several times and she had to stop him, basically calling him out on being just a child . . . Bieber specified he wanted to look taller and buff. Bigger bulge implied.”
Welp. His wish was their command. But while they were taking these pics, was this facial expression the best out of all of them? Because he’s giving me confused realness instead of confident sexy. NAWL.
Photoshop is the ruiner of all things real. They play too damb much!