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Whose Aunty’s Obama Heels Are These?

My boy Darell J. hunt is forever blessing me with his sayings, and sometimes, he blesses me with a picture that keeps on giving. He uploaded a picture of someone’s Obama heel and I got my life. Because like he says, you cannot outdo Black people.

Obama Heels

Chile, your aunty put on her nice sensible, square-toed pumps and dedicated them to our first Black president and I am living because YESSS! You know she was about to stunt on the entire Usher Board on that day. People were all “GIRL THAT IS SHARRPPP” and she was all “GIRL I KNOW, RIGHT?”

She probably rocked this with a matching blue brooch that said “JESUS” in rhinestones (my Grandma loved those). I just love it. We like to pay #AMISH to our beloved figures so she went all out and got her a pair of Obama (almost) kitten heels.

I posted it on the Awesomely Luvvie Facebook page and let my people drop their thoughts. Below is their lack of behavior (as always).


“Mother has a blue and white sheer scarf around her neck that says “I heart Jesus”.” – NB

KHW: “Bet she got that Mother of the Church hat to match”
SD: “And the lace gloves & matching handkerchief”
SKJ: “Let’s not forget the matching bible cover.”
NR: “And the matching chain to hold her glasses around her neck lol”
KHW: “And the funeral home fan with his face on it”

“I bet you $2 and a grape soda that she is wearing a big ass Obama “chuch” hat with a veil over one eye.” – JM

“She drives a Cadillac Seville, with beige leather interior” – AM

“Her name is probably Odell, Beulah, Hattie Mae or Willie lol” – NR

“Yasssss lord! I promise she is the lead missionary for the southern cogic division of prayer warriors for obama! Best believe it’s not a game for em. – DH

“That is the bible study leader blunted pointy toe right dere” – MW

“Imma let Mother hold some accessories!” – TB

Obama Accessories

“But those OFF BLACK No Nonsense stockings (Sold in all of your local pharmacies) are giving me so much life right now!!!!” – LMB

“Yaassss! Let the church say amen. Cause you know that’s where she was headed.” – CT

“Do IT!!!!!!! You know what her car looks like. Obama’ed OUT. His picture is the same size as Jesus’ in her sitting room. lol” – VA

“I feel like she probably batters and fries the fish at the church pic-a-nic…” – CL

“Because Yes We Can…do all things through Christ!” – HLB

“please tell me she had on her usher uniform as was headed to the annual day?” – AW

“None on sale? No problem. Grab that glue gun, sequints and get to werk!!!” – MM

“They look comfortable tho! On God, I would probably rock them on cold, rainy days. Don’t judge mother and I…you don’t know us! You don’t know our knee pain struggles and the desire to still be fashionable, trendy, and patriotic!!!” – CC

“Where are these poetic justice pumps for sale to the public or how does one go about obtaining these pumps and hopefully other status products. Expedition of this query would be greatly appreciated. Thank you in advance for allowing to visualize the DREAM is still alive.” – AP

HAAAA!!! I hate that I love y’all.

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8 Comments

  1. p
    January 27, 2015 at 2:50 pm

    yawl betta leave auntie alone she prolly walked in selma…#carryon

  2. monilynn
    January 27, 2015 at 3:52 pm

    “Yes we can…. do all things through Christ” almost sent me to the hospital.

  3. Kayla
    January 27, 2015 at 3:53 pm

    “That is the bible study leader blunted pointy toe right dere” – MW

    “But those OFF BLACK No Nonsense stockings (Sold in all of your local pharmacies) are giving me so much life right now!!!!” – LMB

    I LIVE for your commenters! I want to know them in real life. I want to stan for them in real life (Bey standom). I want to holler and weep for them in real life.

    When I tell you I cried. CRIED in the middle of a packed office… ::laughs::

  4. i'm sleep tho...
    January 27, 2015 at 5:34 pm

    on obama the solid rock she stands, all other kitten heels are sinking sand…let the church say amen.

  5. sista odell
    January 28, 2015 at 10:18 am

    “You know she was about to stunt on the entire Usher Board on that day.”

    whyyyyyyyy?! i can’t.

    and then this comment too — “They look comfortable tho! On God, I would probably rock them on cold, rainy days. Don’t judge mother and I…you don’t know us! You don’t know our knee pain struggles and the desire to still be fashionable, trendy, and patriotic!!!” – CC

  6. January 28, 2015 at 3:59 pm

    YAAAY!! My comment made it on the blog!!!!! This is the innanet equivalent of winning a Grammy YAAAS!!!

  7. January 30, 2015 at 9:40 am

    I’m about to do this same thing on my ballet slippers. Unless of course, you can find me her info and I can just delegate the work to her!

    PSA: I don’t work out anymore. I keep this flat tummy going by coming to your social channels and laughing. It’s the Luvvie Tummy workout. Getchusome!

    oxoxox

  8. KayMac
    April 6, 2016 at 9:30 am

    If this mother is anything like my Grandma, she also has an Obama family pic amongst her family pics. When she has company, she points out the pic and tells her visitors how proud she is of HER Obamas…