The Time Amber Rose Ethered Khloe Kardashian on Twitter

This whole thing started because Amber Rose went on a show and talked about how she is not feeling the idea of Tyga’s grown ass at 26 years old, dating Kylie Jenner, who just turned 17. It is ridiculous that it’s happening and Amber was right to call it out.

In her initial interview, she didn’t even come for Kylie, really, besides calling her a baby. The person she directed most of her comments towards was Tyga’s overgrown ass.

Amber Rose Khloe Kardashian

So Khloe Kardashian got on Twitter and had a few things to say to defend her sister. Amber, in response, came for her edges. Twitter continued the roast all afternoon and I got my entire life.

Just read my thoughts below. And if you can’t view it, view The Time Amber Rose Ethered Khloe Kardashian on Storify.

I finally had to log off the Den of Iniquity that is Twitter to get some work done because I was HOLLERING like a fool. Whew. The jokes were endless. The memes flew. Also, the moral of this story is be careful who you come for. Muva Rose ain’t gon take your shit.

We all shoulda known a dude named Tyga wasn’t the right type of cat. BADUMTSS. But truly, the real issue is that no 26 year old man should be dating a 17 year old girl.

UPDATE: Amber Rose wasn’t done dragging Khloe after she said she was done but I understand that life. You know when you’re mad and you think you’re done and after the argument, you think of more things to say. I have a delayed response to EVERYTHING. I’m the one who’ll have an argument with you and be quiet. But 12 hours later: “YOU A GOAT ASS TRICK!”

“You ok?” “I’m fine.” *12 hours later* “YOU REALLY HURT MY FEELINGS, BRO!”

I get you, MUVA Rose. Still, walk away. Go out like a champ. Ssshhhhhh… walk away. You gotta go out like MJ when he hit that 3 at the buzzer for the Bulls. Don’t come back from retirement and play for the Wizards, Amber! Yet and still, Amber gotta quit while she’s ahead. Drop the mic, sexual ivory. Drop it. Leave it there. Ssshhhhh.

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  • MarvyMds February 16, 2015, 5:16 pm

    Amber Rose handled Crunchberry so smoothly and so effortlessly that it brought tears to my eyes. She may was well have been swatting a fly!

    I bet you Mrs. Yeezy won’t have any public comment on this because I suspect Amber has more ammo just ready to be hurled like Molotov cocktails.

    The K-clan built a family business on sex and fondness of Black peen but this broad has nerve to try to some ole “keep my name out your mouth” because someone expressed an opinion on their fuggery?

    Armenians are hairy folks, so those edges will probably come back eventually but I’d avoid any tight hairstyles like ponytails for a while just to be safe.

    • Pepp February 16, 2015, 5:43 pm

      “Armenians are hairy folks, so those edges will probably come back eventually but I’d avoid any tight hairstyles like ponytails for a while just to be safe.”

      Go stand in the corner.

      • MarvyMds February 16, 2015, 5:56 pm

        Fine, but I am taking the Sulfur 8 with me. lol

        • edgeless wonder February 16, 2015, 8:19 pm

          real tears came out of my eyes. i cannot deal with either of you right now. (@Pepp and @MarvyMds)

          side note: i hope you don’t find chill in that corner, @MarvyMds

    • JerzeeGurl February 16, 2015, 5:58 pm

      Ma’am! Ma’am! I am sitting in my class giving myself a hernia in order to not cackle out loud. I got people looking at me and asking if I’m alright.

      • AmandaT February 16, 2015, 6:44 pm

        I am in Panera attempting to write a paper cackling. People just looking at me like I am LOSING it. I am so mad at Luvvie for posting this, because I have gotten 0 work done because of it.

    • Cryssie February 16, 2015, 6:31 pm

      Luuvie, block her from this site please. Lmaooooo

    • Nyrebel2003 February 16, 2015, 6:49 pm

      I business built on sex and black peen? Flatline…

    • Heha February 16, 2015, 6:53 pm

      /dead. Bury me with my good wig please

    • Bluflame February 16, 2015, 9:14 pm

      I was already dead when you called Khloe Crunchberry, but then you took the Sulphur 8 into the corner with you! I rose like Lazarus and then died again!

      • MrsN February 16, 2015, 10:41 pm

        Sulphur 8??? Yall gone need some Glover’s and Vaseline mixed together for those edges!!!! Screamn

    • Stephanie February 19, 2015, 9:40 am

      1) Molotov cocktails.

      2) Armenians are hairy folks, so those edges will probably come back eventually but I’d avoid any tight hairstyles like ponytails for a while just to be safe.



      *cries tears*

  • Malcomisha X February 16, 2015, 5:25 pm

    She went and deflated those fakes butts with one tweet #DontPanic

  • Amber February 16, 2015, 5:32 pm

    Oh it’s still going:

    Khloé @khloekardashian · 3h 3 hours ago

    My point was proven. She can’t even wait 10 mins before mentioning one of our names SMH

    Amber Rose @DaRealAmberRose · 2h 2 hours ago

    @khloekardashian girl just @ me. I really don’t want to read u to filth darling. But I will. Sit down.

  • Shani Young February 16, 2015, 5:44 pm

    I GOT TEARS! !!! and buzzfeed messy ass got a quiz which are you! #TeamAmber…

  • QuitaP February 16, 2015, 5:55 pm

    “#Don’t Panic.” had me stunned. Khloe really don’t want none of Ms. Amber. I really need that on a shirt so that people know I’m not the one before they even try it.

  • RozB February 16, 2015, 6:01 pm

    I am #TeamAmberRose all day long. As they say in the Navy, sometimes you gotta stay in your own wheelhouse.

    And yes – it is not right that a grown-assed man is galavanting all over creation with a teenager and her mother is apparently fine with it. It just isn’t right.

  • notconvincedgranny February 16, 2015, 6:22 pm

    That simple minded shit gets old and dry real quick.

    Khloe – you married a crackhead in a manner of minutes. Sitchoassdown.

    Amber – you married a mosquito chested, spider assed gnat who weighs less than your left breast. And procreated with him. And he cheated on you in. yo. face. Sitchoassdowntoo.

    • Courtney February 16, 2015, 7:03 pm

      Here lies Courtney at “mosquito chested, spider assed gnat.” There are tears in my eyes. I can’t breave. LOL.

      • Trinket February 24, 2015, 12:31 pm

        Mosquito-chested?? Help is needed over here RIGHT NOW #flatlined

    • jinks February 16, 2015, 8:32 pm

      OMG!!! i am like falling out here!!!

      I haven’t seen reads like this since i was at the library in the reference section!

    • Thindiezl March 1, 2015, 12:06 am

      This whole post murdered my soul!!! A mosquito chested gnat?!?! RIP me

  • SuperSweet22 February 16, 2015, 6:24 pm

    I love Amber Rose, and she has a right to her opinions BUT she started throwing around the word “whore”. Khloe quoted something Amber herself said in order to make a point in defense of her little sister. If you (Amber) comment on a situation then people may respond. Why is it okay for Amber but not okay for Khloe? I think that it’s fun to watch people go after the Kardashians because people love the drama but when Amber was dating Kanye people were calling her alot of names very similar to what they call Kim. Oh how things change….

    • Carriecnh12 February 16, 2015, 7:46 pm

      1 – Amber was answering a question that was posed to her,
      2 – Amber was stating facts, no 26 yr old person should be dating a 17 yr old, and if you don’t have a problem with that, check yo self.
      3 – Amber was referring to Tyga, she was not speaking in direct reference to the Kardashians themselves.
      4 – Khloe stepped to Amber when she should be checking the life decisions that family makes
      5 – Amber has a right to defend herself
      6 – Don’t Panic, just take a seat and think about yourself.

    • KVegas February 16, 2015, 8:03 pm

      Moral of the story: don’t date Kanye

      • Miss Swizzle February 17, 2015, 8:29 pm

        I choked and almost lost my life laughing at ya’ll! I’m still laughing at ya’ll, so I’m gonna write a note for my momma just in case so she know who to go to collect money for my funegro.

  • Matador1015 February 16, 2015, 7:14 pm

    Luvvie, you had me at “Caillou Chic.” Time of death: 7:09pm. Call the mortuary, make sure it’s a simple ceremony, like the Kardashian’s vocabulary.

    • Sweeitesmith February 16, 2015, 7:43 pm

      Matador1015, why are you trying to take me with you. I just died….. haha!

  • Marra February 16, 2015, 8:28 pm

    BUT the REAL shade is the images you used for the post Luvvie. Amber was looking bold, bald, and beautiful and Khloe was looking like DE STRUGGLE lol. I’m mad that twitter isn’t my thang but reading this was a cool refreshing drink. I did get to enjoy some of the memes on Instagram.

    • RaeJ February 16, 2015, 9:21 pm

      Okay so I scrolled back up to check the images and the cackles commenced. Yeah Luvvie threw some low key shade with the picture and I am so here for it.

  • jink February 16, 2015, 9:01 pm

    1. Amber is/was a stripper and that’s how she made her living since 15 and that’s how she used what she knew to get close to those athletes/ballers/rappers/singers and hooked up with Kanye
    2. Amber got her come up from being with Kanye and A NICE SETTLEMENT to keep her mouth shut, use the people she met THRU her ‘association’ with him and while she may smack back on twitter, don’t be fooled. she AINT going say too much ’cause she likes her $$ and i’m sure that $$ came with a very strongly worded settlement agreement while she isn’t trying to break.
    3. Hooked up with Mr. 420 friendly and pushed out a 18 yr payment plan
    4. If Tyga was anyone else, he should be looking at a visit from the local police sex crimes unit.
    5. Kim turned an embarrassing sex tape fiasco into a multi-million dollar brand, we can’t be mad at that.
    6. Amber needs to understand that while you can be mad at what happened between your BFF and her man (baby daddy), SHE still has to raise a child with him. So you gonna put him on blast every TIME he gets a new chick? i think not, if this new chick is under age. If you that concerned, call the police sex crimes unit.

    • Chelle February 16, 2015, 9:31 pm

      Thanks for the wet blanket. Why you taking it so serious? If they want to live their foolishness out in the open for the rest of us to make fun of, let us have our fun!

  • nichole February 16, 2015, 10:37 pm

    No way in heaven or hell would my mother allow me to date a 26 year old when I was 17. I was limited to 16, 17, or 18.

    I can’t understand why the K clan is so sensitive. They are talked about ALL THE TIME! All the time! Every award show host. There even an SNL sketch. Why come after Amber for stating what every real mom would be concerned about for their daughter?

  • lique February 16, 2015, 10:56 pm

    These comments are absolute LIFE……..Now, I can sleep peacefully. …

  • coilsforlife February 16, 2015, 11:50 pm

    I was reading about this on another site where they reminded readers of when Khloe stated she “dated/had sex for the first time” at 14 to an 18y old guy which she now thinks is gross. So……..her 17y old sister with a grown ass 26y old man is better?!?!?! Not saying Kylie and tygga are gettin it in but its still not an age appropriate relationship

  • tammy February 17, 2015, 2:38 am

    Moral of the story: “no kank you, worry ’bout yourself!”

  • Sonya February 17, 2015, 6:35 am

    Amber needs to sit down, Khloe nor the other Kardashians/Jennings talk about people, Khloe’s point was leave her sister out of her comments. Amber seems like a hit dog…

    • Lola February 18, 2015, 1:23 am

      Chile bye. You said that like the Kraptrashians/Jenners have room to talk about anybody. Da f*ck can they say? #foh

  • Divakattgurl February 17, 2015, 7:23 am

    Yo I heard whispers about this. Reading this in a marathon format has me crying, dying, screaming and hollering all that the same time!!!! My stomach is killing me. This has given me life and a much needed laugh. Drops coin in the colection plate for the win. I am #teamMuvaRose #dontpanic Bwuahahahahahaha

  • KVegas February 17, 2015, 8:12 am

    I’m mad I woke up this morning and apparently Khole was tryna be sneaky with her shade and continued to get ethered! Valley Mean Girl is no match for Boughetto Mean Girl.

  • Quinn February 17, 2015, 9:14 am

    I love how you said “its childish and immature” cause all I got was Waiting to Exhale teas when they called Bernie old husband at Loretta birthday party lol

  • MarvyMds February 17, 2015, 9:20 am

    When Amber implied that ole Orenthal James Simpson was this chick’s daddy, that was her cue to log off the Internet forever.

    How do you come back from that?

    Is Khloe is somewhere in the fetal position sucking her thumb and re-thinking her life choices?

    Furthermore if no one was talking about their trashy azzes they wouldn’t have their empire and KK might still have her original parts. You cannot have it both ways.

    If you court infamy you have to take the good and the bad – kind of like The Facts of Life that Mrs. Garrett was trying to teach Tootie and them back in the day.

    I am house-bound because of the snow so I needed the entertainment– thanks gals!

    • R from FL February 17, 2015, 2:46 pm


      I loved that OJ comment!!!!!!

  • DawnC February 17, 2015, 11:20 am

    A 26 year old dating a 16 year old. Where is child services? As I recall, they were all over Will and Jada for Willow’s POSE with Moises. Yeah, yeah yeah.

    • notconvincedgranny February 17, 2015, 9:19 pm

      A lot depends on the teen. When I was 16, I was in college and dating a 29 year old – who told on me to his mother and said I broke his heart. Ol’ weak minded yak’s rump. I didn’t even have to put out – and didn’t.

  • Huntie February 18, 2015, 9:22 am

    Lemme tell you somthin’! I bout went on ta’ glory when Amber Rose started throwing more shade than a giant palm tree in the Sahara during the dry season! BAH! Them Kar-shenannigans need to have several arena seats IMMEJIATELY. We all know that Kris Jenner is a 18th century whore house Madame poorly disguised as a mother who devised to pimp out her precious pay checks as soon as Daddy Kardashian took his last breath! I ain’t saying nothing y’all ain’t ever thought! It’s just real funny how Khlo-hate tried to come for Amber when she was just stating facts and then when Amber proof read her like a Harry Potter manuscript, she got real quiet! Girl bye. Amber stripped to support herself and her family, Kylie was dancing on a pole at nine years old cause her pimping as a mama thought it was cute. That little girl is a high school dropout with a 10th grade education, if she wasn’t born with a silver spoon in her mouth she’d be dropping it like it was hot at Magic City too! Uph! Lemme shut up and sip this here tea…

    • Flyy February 18, 2015, 1:05 pm

      Yes, yes and yes. All of this…

      Btw, the commenter that said “Khloe – you married a crackhead in a manner of minutes. Sitchoassdown.”



  • Felicia lampkin jones February 18, 2015, 12:45 pm

    “Goat Ass Trick”… I’m dying over here.

  • Kimber February 23, 2015, 10:27 am

    Sexual Ivory? OMG, I’m dying.
    “…Yet and still, Amber gotta quit while she’s ahead. Drop the mic, sexual ivory. Drop it. Leave it there. Ssshhhhh.”