I am impressed by some people’s lack of self-awareness. It’s like mirrors and reflections be mad busy sometimes and it is mind-boggling. Yesterday, Kaopectate (Karrueche) posted a picture on Instagram, of herself in a bathing suit, and her yansh facing the camera.
Her ex (this week), Chris Brown took it upon himself to tell her “don’t let the Thot form from anger.”
Don’t worry about Kapowzee! Worry about your eyebrows, Christopher! This nuglet and his back-handed compliment that nobody asked for. Talmbout “you are perfect.” Funny that you said that, Chris. Clearly “perfect” ain’t enough because you still went and sowed your non-royal oats elsewhere while you were with her.
Let’s talk about that shit. This man got the nerve to tell her not to be a Thot (which means “that hoe over there.” Yes, I think it’s dumb as hell too). Chris Brown, aren’t you the pot calling the kettle THOT? Didn’t you just discover a baby from a woman who wasn’t your boo? STFU, BREEZY! He is the last person who needs to be giving anyone rules of etiquette and behavior, because he couldn’t even know what act right looks like if it was tatted on his neck (it might be. We should check. He has so many tats now).
Karrueche’s main (and giant) mistake is being in love with a douchenugget. Her perpetual bad decisions revolves around staying with him and she’s taken ride-or-die to levels that makes you realize that the phrase is stupid. I ain’t riding or dying a damb thing. What you will not do is embarrass me publicly all the live long day and expect me to keep coming back.
The way my #SELFOFSTEAM (read my glossary) is set up, I am not gon think I owe you loyalty when your peen is basically a groupon special. Bless Karmachameleon’s heart. She tried. We gon get her a mentor one day, Lawd. But for Chris to tell her to be careful about not coming across as a THOT when he’s the ONLY hoe in that wayward relationship. Chile, bye. His disloyal ass. That’s how you KNOW Chris ain’t about that life. Got a song called “These hoes ain’t loyal” when he’s the MAIN one. Chile. GOOD DAMB DAY, Christopher!
Poor Karfuffle. Now she’s gonna be on Iyanla (yes really. March 28) and I’ll be forced to watch so I can figure out why she’s the Chairman of the Board of Team Bad Decisions LLC. Beloved, you must stop going back to that asshat. She’s been employed as his full time yo-yo for the last 5 years and what does she have to show for it besides a broken heart and distrust for all light skinned men?
*sigh* I know why she goes back. Behind every Ain’t Shit man is BOMB peen (this is Science. and Maths). Many a womens, has fallen victim to the mesmerization of amazing pipe-laying nuisances. See: Lauryn Hill. And Your cousin. And You. And Us.
We gon pray for her. And hope Iyanla actually helps her.
The moral of this story is: Chris Brown gotta STFU and worry about himself. THE LAST PERSON ON EARF who gotta be giving advise on public relations and branding is Christopher Brown.