Whose Model is this with the Extreme Baby Hair?
I never thought I could find baby hair so extreme and righteous that it’d trump Rozonda “Chilli” Thomas’ decades-long affair with forehead coiffure calligraphy. Who knew that someone could come through and swiftly out-babyhair the Royal Queen of Baby Hair? And it was done by a melanin-deficient brethren who ripped the runaway of some fashion week. Please behold this magical hairstyle:
GET INTO IT, FOLKS! This, ladies and gents, is the definition of
columbussing commitment to gel and toothbrush life. You know backstage, every station for the models had multiple toothbrushes and jars of Ampro just waiting to be used. I wonder when they had the style meeting for whatever show this was, if the instruction was “make the hair fall like waves gingerly around his edges, so haters everywhere can be weak.”
Let’s not even talk about the rest of the style. They got him Celie plaits and fake braids that do nothing to match the color of the rest of his hair. See? They didn’t do this right. Who’s the designer because not only is the hairstyle questionable but WHAT ARE THESE CORDUROY COLLARS TRYNA DO?
iCan’t even. I guess. Anywho, the folks on the Awesomely Luvvie Facebook fan page had some snark.
“Baby hair? That hair done finished grad school.” – MF
“That’s enough baby hair to make two more braids. At least.” – GD
“Wtf! His baby hair’s longer than a lot of people’s hair.” – RVD
“Madame CJ Walker didn’t sit in her kitchen mixing up random stuff for this.” – EJG
“Rozanda aka Chili should sue for copyright infringement” – EA
“He used an electric toothbrush to achieve that baby hair slay…” – MG
“What in the Let’s Jam hell is this?!?! You know he can’t use precon gel. It’s gon’ get fuzzy and stand up in 5…4…3…2….” – KB
“Jesus take the toothbrush…” – QD
“I want to dropkick the person who braided his hair and I curse all fine toothed combs because of this travesty that they helped create.” – CCP
“And that 1.99 bag of # 33 Kankelon braid hair, LOL…” – MC
“Who let Heidi off the mountain looking like that?” – JH
“Looks like he belongs to the VonTrapp family from the a Sound of Music. He looks so uncomfortable.” – SP
“My eyes are chapped because I haven’t been able to blink since I’ve seen this.” – PB
“Looks like Rapunzel with a reverse comb over.” – CM
“That’s vanilla ice baby brother licorice stick.” – VN
“Apparently someone doing hair backstage is a fan of FKA Twigs.” – AL
“I’m not sure what happened to this person, but I’m uncomfortable and think he should consider litigation.” – MLM
“Mercy, that’s bad. And why does he look like Hilary Swank?” – AP
“I take it that this isn’t Ashton Kutcher being silly…” – EN
“Edges looking like stage curtains featuring his face as the opening act. Its just not done…“ – LS
LMAOOOO! I hate that I love them so much. So yes, whose model is this? How pissed was he afterwards? How many tubs of gel were used to get this forehead calligraphy? Also: why?