Tonight is the long-awaited premiere of season 5 of Game of Thrones and I AM SO READY!!! The folks of Westeros will be back with a vengeance and I’m ready to slide off my chair.
I had to re-read my recap of the finale of season 4 of Game of Thrones because I didn’t get a chance to watch it. There’s a WHOLE LOT OF CHAOS about to go down because of what Tyrion did (I won’t say it here). Arya is on a journey that will probably make her even more of a bad ass than she already is (because: Valar Morgulis). Of course, Jon Snow (with his fine ass) still knows nothing. Bran met the three-eyed raven he’s been dreaming about. And Brienne of Tarth is somewhere after stealing the Hound’s gold and leaving him to die. Daenerys the Stormborn’s dragons are out of control.
BEST. RECAP. EVER AMIRITE? There’s just no way to talk about Game of Thrones to people who don’t watch it and make sense. They’ll look at you like you’re the three-eyed raven.
Speaking of, Key and Peele (I love them so much) did a skit where they recapped Game of Thrones and it is EVERYTHING. Because this is exactly how stans of GoT sound when we discuss the show.
HBO. Tonight. Be there. So we can discuss tomorrow. YOU READY??