I was loitering on Facebook the other day when I came upon this picture and I did a silent laugh for about 15 seconds.
Someone musta taken this pic of an ad on public transportation, and it’s of a dude’s dentist practice. THIS HAIR, DOE. This hair. He looks so brand new. Like NEW human. Like a child just born and this is his first picture. You know, before they get that brush applied to their scalp.
Somebody gotta get bruh a du-rag so his babyhairs can lay down. He needs a Black friend to put him on game. Just tie it down before bed and 12 hours later, not only will your hair lay down, but those 360 degree waves in his hair will make people seasick. See? This is why everyone needs a Black friend.
I posted it on my Awesomely Luvvie FB page and the jokes came aplenty.
“His hair looks like he just slid out of the womb!” – CA
“Afterbirth and amniotic fluid make a damn good hair gel apparently” – CT
“His head is so big, and his hair so small…” – TB
“He woke up like dis…. and we want him to go back to bed.” – LAR
“The Barber asked him how he wanted his have cut and he told him “I’d like it to be a bit of nofuxgiven in the front, and a little bit of Iclearlyhavenodamnsstospare on the sides”” – AC
“*waits on someone who knows him to comment that he suffers from huge face lil hair disease so I can feel like crap*” – SG
“Why would you put this on your advertisement. That man can get nowhere near my mouth. He doesn’t make good choices.” – KR
“When you’re a dentist by day and a damn fool by night!” – ZC
“Got that Sloth from The Goonies fade. On Fleek x10” – DCP
“Or a new born kitten that was just licked by its mama” – JGN
“His hairline is very disobedient or perhaps he has mange” – TW
“He’s advertising Cosmetic Dentistry and his hair looks like someone chewed it out!” – KWJ
“He looks like a wet duck! He thinks he’s fly tho’.” – DMC
“What’s crazy is that he’s actually handsome up to his hairline. Sad!” – MM
“His head looks like a camel was sucking on it.” – MS
“and whats so bad is he would look good with a bald head but why he is holding on to that hair they transplanted from his legs and those gray edges i will never know #fixitjesus” – AC
“When you trip and fall with a fork into an electrical outlet.” – MW
“Found this in my news feed again this morning, and it sent me into yet another fit of giggles. Lol! Why does he look like all his tracks got snatched out during a fight? This is how a lot of people look underneath their sew-ins. Reminds me of bald headed girls using hair gel.” – LAR
“He has that Theresa Giudice hairline and hair that looks like a wiry Terrier coat.” – ME
“thats the reverse wet skunk” – OLB
“Its like his face kept growing but his hair didnt get the memo to keep up.” – CK
“Have you ever seen a baby vulture that’s molting? Now you have.” – AR
“Anyone else notice that hint of a part right in the front? Like maybe he asked a dyslexic waxer for a Brazilian!” – AW
NO CHILL TO BE HAD.
Whose dentist is this, though? Might you suggest some good weavologists to him if he insists on maintaining coiffure? We have technology to handle these issues now, ya know.