The Golden Globes does not have a reputation for being super exciting but it kicks off awards season and often, we have Amy Poehler and Tina Fey hosting so we’re excited to see them. This year, Ricky Gervais hosted, and he spent the entire time drunk and seemingly angry about being paid 50 times some people’s annual salaries to wear a suit and read lines he didn’t even have to write. Poor guy. It must be really hard to be begged and overpaid to whine for two hours.
Rich, white men have such a tough time with things. Bless them.
The 2016 Golden Globes was long and boring. SO DAMB BORING. I woulda written a highlights and lowlights post but let me save myself the trouble. Highlights: America Ferrera and Eva Longoria mocking Hollywood for thinking all Latina stars are the same, Denzel Washington letting us know he really IS Uncle Denzel as he accepted his Lifetime Achievement Award, and Taraji P. Henson basically being Cookie as she accepted her award, handing out cookies and telling the producers they gon give her all the time she wants. Lowlights: everything else.
Anywho, below are my tweets from the show. I lasted 2.5 hours before quitting, so please applaud my perseverance. I’m the person who quit the race as I can see the finish line because I just wanna take a nap in my lane.
If you can’t view the tweets below, read: The 2016 #GoldenGlobes: My livetweets on Storify.
If you watched the show, let me know what you thought in the comments!