I’ve featured wise babies on here before. I especially love the one I’ve lovingly dubbed Jebidiah. They’re the mini humans who are brand spanking new but they show up with an attitude, like they’ve been here before and are tired that we still didn’t get ourselves together. Ol’ judgey newborns. I love them though because the crank in me recognizes the crank in them. I wanna join their club.
The latest wise baby to come across my face is this one. He or she is not pleased with the state of affairs and can you blame it?
I just wanna ask him/her what I can do to get its approval because this look of disappointment is so pointed.
You know I had to ask my Facebook family what they think and they had me howling as usual.
“This baby got burdens and they must be laid down.” – TJ
“His wife wants to talk about her feelings while he’s trying to watch the game.” – AC
“This baby looks EXHAUSTED like he pushed himself out of the womb. His face says, “So this lazy heffa is my momma? I did all the work! And I’m fresh out of dambs to give!” LMAO” – SF
“There’s such judgment and condescension in his eyes and all over his grown man face. I feel ashamed of everything I’ve ever done wrong.” – KC
“The look he gave when his mama took him to big mama’s house with no air” – LM
“He looks like he’s going to turn down my loan application and give this look as his explanation.” – DW
“That baby just did a 12 hour shift with no break.” – AHM
“This baby done come up on the rough side of the mountain.” – CN
“Lil man looks like he just worked two shifts, and they put his OT all on one check, and they taxed the heck outta it. Lmao” – TWD
“This baby bout to send somebody to the corner sto fo a pack of newports and a grape soda…..and he want ALL OF HIS CHANGE!!!!” – MG
“I didn’t leave my Sweet Savior and mansion to be given a body for such dire atrocities.” – CS
“This is the face I’ll have when I get fired for laughing out loud at these posts and the ensuing comments.” – TB
“He has his “Unable to can” face” – KG
“He already knows what kind of world he was born into and he’s offended he has to breathe the oxygen it provides.” – RS
“He epitomizes NO DAMBS TO GIVE!” – SBR
“They just cut this baby’s hours at Home Depot. How is he supposed to make his car note now?!” – MB
“this baby will never know the thing called can nor will he ever seek to discover a fuk to give” – KC
“He is obviously mad about that righteous combover!!!” – AD
“This baby is legit through he must’ve heard Robin Thicke simpin ass apology records on the radio and he is not impressed…neither are we baby boo neither are we” – SB
“This baby is saying, “…so you say they cover vasectomies, but not IUD’s, huh? I see how this world works…”” – EC
“He’s not angry. He’s just disappointed. Now go to your room, Mom.” – AB
“This baby has a cigar, a cognac and an attitude.” – DNB
“This baby KNOWS the struggle is real.” – TB
“That’s Stewie from Family Guy” – PW
“I’ve been here seven minutes, and already I’m bored.” – TM
“This baby has an offer you can’t refuse. This baby is Jesse Helms Reincarnate. This baby ain’t trying to hear your excuses, he wants his money. This baby just got fired. This baby just got your report card. This baby just heard what you said to his cousin about him.” – RB
HA! I love ornery babies. The ones who just sit there silently judging you.
It’s watched too many Republican debates and it’s sick and tired of the bullshit. This baby wants you to get the hell out its face. You better listen to. It might be related to Flossie Dickey.