Uncle Bernie’s Hair was LAID at the DNC
Y’all know good and damb well that Bernie Sanders be leaving the house looking like he just got out from inside a dryer’s spin cycle. Hair be everywhichway and suit all wrinkled. He was on the campaign trail looking like you did after a particularly TURNT recess period.
But last night at the Democratic National Convention, our boy showed up with his shit together. PRAISE THE GOD OF HAIR GEL AND GOOD BRUSHES. Someone put a comb through Uncle Bernie’s hair and it was well. I mean, LOOKATGAWD. Ain’t He a good God?
His hair is fried, dyed, laid to the back and I am thankful for it. I feel like someone showed him the aisle where coconut oil is sold at Costco. Why? Because teamwork makes the dream work. Bruh looked gooder dinnamug, and he stood on that stage and took one for the team, enthusiastically endorsing Hillary Clinton for president. I was so proud of him, that I might just send him a giant tub of shea butter before we BLAXIT so he can stay moisturized. Salute, sir.
Out here looking like the calmed but formerly trouble waters under the bridge. God is good.
Chile, my Facebook friends and folks on my Awesomely Luvvie page have no chill and they were equally impressed.
Shatani: He lookin kempt as fuck!
Karin: Michelle probably did it backstage with some spit and her hand!
Ni’Shele: or maybe she used some of baracks dax
Sili: I think they might have some SheaMoisture back there #breakthewalls. Upon further inspection, it looks like his ends have finally been clipped. He’s been moisturizing. #SlickItSamson
Kymberly: He got that slick down tonight, somebody gave him a touch of that good conkaline lol
Anitra: Bernie out here using the good Eco-stylin olive oil gel cause Michelle hooked him up. Proud of wrinkly boo stepping his hair game up.
Zoohey: Bernie with the good hair
Lesle: His hair laid with that good brown gel and fished with some aqua net
Tamara: Gawd of Shadrach, Meshach Taylor, and Ampro.
Alicia: He’s got one last time in the spotlight. You know Representative Nina Turner wrestled him down and took a comb to that nest before he stepped out there.
Candace: He cowashed.
Cortney: Washed. Deep conditioned. Dab of Argan oil. Couple pumps of that good blue mousse. Wrapped. Edges tied down with white wrapping paper. 55-60 mins under hooded dryer. Dab of Biosilk. Combed down to perfection with wide toothed comb. 2 sprays of shine mist. Avoid humidity until showtime. #MyBooWasTightTonight
Brent: They must have turned off the AC like they used to do with Whitney for her voice, but this was so Bernie’s hair would sit still.
Ava: I was not expecting or prepared for his hair to look so beautiful. Even Bill Clinton looked teary eyed
Liz: Bernie combing his hair for someone is really all the endorsement I need. Ten bucks says Michelle made him do it.
Loretta: Yep, even Bernie’s hair got into formation!
Mia: Bernie got Argan Oil silky on em! Let em know, Bern! #SoulGlo
ZaKiya: When you go to visit the sistahs and they do your hair! Look at edge control
Rachael: That man looks like a post Thanksgiving dinner nap.
Kim: Uncle Bernie used those juices and berries on this day!!!
Barbara: Somebody got him a keratin treatment.
Carrie: The Lord works with Mysterious Waves.
LMAOOOOO! Everyone is ridiculous and I love them.
I am at the DNC for the rest of the week, so I’ll be bringing y’all randomness from the hall and the events! They messed around and gave your girl a credential! YES! Follow me on all social. I’m @Luvvie everywhere.
I still owe you a post on FLOTUS Michelle Obama’s AMAZING speech so I’ll be back for that.