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The Mess That Biden Must Clean Up Because of Trump – Cartoon Edition

The United States has just continuously shown its underskirt these last 4 years with Cheeto Satan in office, and the world has been watching.

Now that we know he’s getting the fuck out the office, with this stressful ass history-making ass election that Joe Biden won, we can breathe a little. But we are also aware of the ginormous mess that the 46th President of the United States and his Vice-President Kamala Harris have to clean up.

THE GIANT, AWFUL MESS. A cartoonist in the UK, for The Times, created the perfect visual for it.

Biden Clean up trump White house

A cartoon by Morten Morland for The Times

There is just so much here.

Let’s go from left to right.

The Orange spray tan stain on wall with lips poked out might be my favorite things here, because clearly that tone of pantone orange that Cheeto Satan’s face is must be out of a can

The cracked TV with the remote next to it. That’s for when he found out Biden beat his ass during the election. You know he was PISSEDDD and threw an epic tantrum. Extra for when the many times I’m sure he threw that remote because someone insulted his immature ass on Twitter.

Speaking of Twitter, we also see a cellphone on the ground, with the Twitter logo. If that man spent more time doing actual presidenting and less time exercising is Twitter fingers, we would all be better off. 

The golf clubs strewn about, since this troglodyte spent most of his presidency hitting balls.

The fallen American flag, obviously. Because he triggered the beginning of the demise of this empire.

The blower dryer by the desk, that he must use for the mop straw he calls a hairhat.

The Bible with torn out pages under the flag, because what is Christian values when the country is being run by Satan?

The long ass red tie, because no one ever taught him how to dress. Cheeto Satan be out here with his ties touching his crotch because he is an everlasting ruffian with no class.

Trump Names Cheeto Satan

The graphic I came up with in 2017 for us to use to disrespect him.

The MAGA hat, which has become the ultimate symbol of hate. It’s become the new white hood.

Trump being dragged away through the window, because clearly since he’s refusing to accept he lost. I hope they’re dragging him off to prison.

The random take out boxes everywhere, because we found out that he is just as unhealthy as he looks. Dude’s whole diet consists of Big Macs and sodas so his arteries probably look like a highway during rush hour. It’s a marvel that he aint… *wifi disables*

The wrong coloring of the American flag by the couch, for that time Trump went to an elementary school and LEGIT did just that. 

The signed executive order on the ground with the sharpie signature, since fascists love using this type of thing to push through fucked up laws. 

The bleach with a straw in it, since he thought that was the cure for coronavirus. And some of his followers actually drank it!

The mop handle that Biden is holding looks a lot like Cheeto Satan’s wig.

The Constitution torn in two, because the whole Trump administration said “fuck this document.”

The abandoned painting of Mount Rushmore. The founding fathers thought they put checks and balances in place to prevent a Trump-like presidency from existing but that ain’t work.

Vladimir Putin Bust next to the falling MAGA flag, because his love of this other dictator in chief clearly must be commemorated.

The rug, with things swept up under it from an administration that lacked transparency and trifled in secrecy constantly. One of those things? Lady Liberty’s body

The oil drum that has spilled over, because all sorts of spills happened in the ocean on this admin’s watch.

The confederate flag, because that is what these MAGAites fly. That continuing symbol of hate.

There is so much mess that we will ALL have to clean up. They’re going to need to use a wheelbarrow to bring in the amount of sage needed to cleanse the horrific energy from that White House after Habanero Hitler and his Crew of Corrupt Child Cagers leave. 

January 20, 2021 cannot come soon enough.

What did I miss here?


ProfessionalTroubleMaker-FearFighter Manual-Luvvie Akayi Jones

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25 Comments

  1. ROBIN
    November 11, 2020 at 2:25 pm

    1. The cracks in the wall that the MAGA flag caused.
    2. The Resolute desk is the only thing in that room that is not damaged by his bullshit.

  2. Sarah Finn
    November 11, 2020 at 3:04 pm

    I noticed the curtains behind the desk are singed from his “pants-on-fire” lying ass. Also the landline is on the floor and off the hook because he doesn’t listen and never does any real work. One thing I can’t figure out is what is the blue and yellow object near the bleach?

    • Sarah Finn
      November 11, 2020 at 3:07 pm

      Ooh also I think that bible is the one he used as an upside-down prop for his photo shoot when he smoke bombed the George Floyd protesters

    • Justin
      November 11, 2020 at 3:23 pm

      the blue/yellow thing is a can of covefe.

    • Monala
      November 11, 2020 at 7:48 pm

      A can of Goya beans.

  3. Tig
    November 11, 2020 at 3:05 pm

    The burnt curtains. Are they there to symbolize the scorched earth? Satan’s flames of hell?

  4. Kerry-Ann Tulloch
    November 11, 2020 at 3:06 pm

    Mount Rushmore is the plan he had for putting his face up there…he cannot see anything, no matter how noble, well intentioned, or sacred (or even vaguely sinister and egotistical) without feeling the need to deface and despoil it. He is like those tourists who etch their stupid names into thousand year old artifacts: “Dunuld wuz ere”

  5. Beverly
    November 11, 2020 at 3:07 pm

    Someone pointed it out already but worth mentioning again. The crab or shrimp on the curtain signifies the stench that will later linger and be left for Joe to find and clean long after the sick clown has gone.

    • Tig
      November 11, 2020 at 3:11 pm

      Sharp eye. I was trying to figure out what that shadow looked like.

    • Em Jay
      November 11, 2020 at 11:41 pm

      The stain seems to be using negative space to outline the profile view of a face. I can make out a nose, an eye, an eyebrow, and possibly a top lip, but I’m not quite sure who it’s supposed to be. It’s similar to the picture of the vase that also forms two faces (https://i.pinimg.com/originals/11/ed/b6/11edb60d34d6dfbc35aa5de4f716c878.jpg).

      • Nichole
        November 13, 2020 at 6:31 am

        It’s a spray tan outline. *giggle*

  6. Tig
    November 11, 2020 at 3:10 pm

    Another thing that I just noticed, there is a dark shadow on the curtains that are on the left side of the cartoon. I would love to know what the shadow’s shape represents.

    • Heather
      November 14, 2020 at 1:43 am

      Diet coke..

    • November 15, 2020 at 7:46 am

      Tig, I think that’s the image outside of the FBI agent that’s dragging the Orange Baby away.

  7. NK
    November 11, 2020 at 4:29 pm

    The absolute mayhem and dirt, because he is a pig.
    Great write up Luvvie!!

  8. Cheryl
    November 11, 2020 at 4:36 pm

    All that stuff swept under the rug… by the oil drum…

    • November 15, 2020 at 7:40 am

      Yes, was try to figure out what that could be. That’s a perfect explanation.

  9. Amber
    November 11, 2020 at 4:43 pm

    It looks like he also tried to doodle himself into the my Rushmore picture. There’s an outline next to Washington if you look closely!

  10. Amber
    November 11, 2020 at 4:48 pm

    Is that a Russian hat under the American flag?

  11. Janet
    November 11, 2020 at 6:11 pm

    The (presumably dead) body under the rug on the right hand side

  12. November 11, 2020 at 10:28 pm

    Pee stain on the furniture.

  13. ADMM
    November 12, 2020 at 11:53 am

    Don’t forget Lady Liberty face planted on the floor under the confederate flag (probably weeping).

    But my personal favorite has been pointed out, the DRAG that he so rightly deserves outside.

  14. Elizabeth
    November 13, 2020 at 11:08 am

    The “wrong coloring” of the flag on the floor isn’t just Trump being too dumb to know what color the stripes should be — it’s also suggesting the “blue lives matter” symbol, which is a black and white US flag with one blue stripe. So it’s speaking to Trump’s support for police brutality.

  15. Nef05
    November 14, 2020 at 9:25 am

    Another perspective. Lady Liberty is under the confederate battle flag, and the body swept under the carpet is Jamal Khashoggi, as represented by the Saudi oil spill on top. So many eff ups. So many wonderful interpretations. Just thankful at this point we can begin to see the end in sight for this treasonous fcuk.

  16. Nef05
    November 14, 2020 at 9:34 am

    Hmmm, could the faces in the windows (I see at least 4-5) be the ghosts of the American citizens who needlessly died of the trump plague?