Ray J for the love
LetterTV and Movies

Dear Ray J, About Your VH1 Show

I have watched “For the Love of Ray J” since it started and a part of me is ashamed. But y’all know Reality TV is my visual crack! With that being said, if you haven’t watched the finale and want to wait to catch the rerun to find out who …

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babyZ
CultureLetter

Dear Angelina And Madonna (and Other African Kid Adopters)

This has been on my mind for a minute but I haven’t written about it. Then I found out that Madonna is going to Malawi to adopt yet another child. Dear Madonna & Angelina (and other African Kid Adopters), I would temper this with “No Offense” but I know it …

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Letter

Dear Baby Bangs Creator

Mkay so I thought I was gonna be done with the baby hairhattery foolishness for real, but apparently not. Yesterday morning, the creator of Baby Bangs left a comment on the blog I wrote about her idiotic product, so y’all know I gotta respond in a letter to her. I …

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LetterMy Life

Dear Future Mini Luvvie

Everywhere I look now, people are having kids. It’s like the 2nd Baby Boom. I’ve counted no less than 50 of my peers with kiddies in the past year. I have so many baby showers lined up that it makes no sense. Whatever’s in the water, I’m not having it. …

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LetterTV and Movies

Dear Tyra

I was watching the new season of America’s Next Top Model last night with the Twitterfam and I was driven to write a sternly-worded letter. Dear Tyra, You know I love you right? You’s a tall glass of vitamin water (no Wanda Sykes). I’m writing you because this 56th season …

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kanye west crew
Famous folksLetter

Dear Kanye West, Are You Ok?

Y’all already know my fondness of letters, and just as I poured my heart out in thanks of the Hat’s Aretha (it is no longer Aretha’s Hat. The hat is now so awesome, that it is considered the owner of Aretha, instead of the other way around), I’m writing a …

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Aretha Franklin Hat
Famous folksFashionLetter

A Love Letter to Mama Retha’s Inauguration Hat

Because Aretha Franklin’s Inauguration hat was everything. Aretha: Mmhmm! You can’t tell me SH*T. I know you see me! Don’t hate. Appreciate. Dearest Ms. Franklin’s Hat, You came, you sang (on top of Re-Re’s head), and you conquered (the hearts of a whole nation. Hell, a world). You somehow came …

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Letter

Hair 1, Comb 0

An Open Letter to my late Comb. Dear Rattail, I’m sorry you had to go like that. Twas a demise that was unexpected, and I am still shocked that you’re gone. Yes, I know I was wrong to wash my hair the day before I decided to braid it but …

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