I’m An Overgrown Toddler

Part of my life’s mission is complete, folks. I have found a pair of adult footie pajamas. You don’t understand how much joy this brought me. It’s red with polka dots (even MORE awesome), and I cannot wait to get it. I ordered it last night and I shall count …

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I Can Fall Asleep Anywhere

This weekend pretty much tuckered me out. I kicked it so hard and suffered for it the next day. Shoot, I was still sleepy when I went to work today. And when I’m sleepy, i’m no good. My cat eyes already look like slits. When I’m sleepy (or drunk), they …

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I Love My Blackberry

Everyone who knows me is aware of the fact that I’m a geek addicted to all things web, web 2.0 and social media. I’m currently being paid to be a web geek (I LOVE MY GIG), so all aspects of my life call for me to be in front of …

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Foolish Chats with my Foolish Friends

My friends and I are some IGNANT mofos who don’t have brain filters, so we usually say what we think. It gets even worse when we get on GChat or AIM Luvvie: Ok this is random but TELL me why this boy I went to middle school with just passed …

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Chicago’s Weather is Angsty

*Singing* “My kind of town, Chicago is…” I love Chicago, LAWD KNOWS I DO!! But if this city’s weather is not crazy, I don’t know what is. I mean SHEESH! A week and a half ago, it was 80 degrees and sunny. The type of weather that makes birds sing, …

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I Got Busted Brows

Aight, so since I’m so quick to roast folks, I have been pretty roastable myself lately. I haven’t had my eyebrows done since like July, and although I did not have a unibrow, I was walking around these parts looking like there were 2 centipedes taking a nap above my …

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What Cool Kids Do

Who made me an authority on what constitutes cool? Myself. And that is all that matters. I think I’m cool, hip, happening, down, groovy. I mean, I “raise the roof” and “get jiggy wit’ it” with the best of ’em. Plus, I do a MEAN running man (forward and backwards), …

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The Blog that Luvvie Built!

Yooo! I’m Luvvie and I’m a 20-something Chicagoan with a love of all things funny. I’m quite opinionated and I tend to rant about whatever subject irritates me. My stream of consciousness is this blog, just in a more coherent manner. Hope you’re amused by it. I am a contradiction …

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