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Hot Breaths are Not Hot

Ya know… going out in the city can be problematic (especially if you’re a STONE COLD FOX like I am. hehe). Guys never understand that any girl they are trying to talk to has seen that approach at LEAST as many times as Lil Kim has gotten her stomach pumped …

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Groomed Unibrow? What an Oxymoron

Aight so I was on the public bus minding my own business, as I always… (you know what? I can’t even finish that. I was being my usual nosy self), when foolish ish met me. Some dude got on the bus, with a GROOMED UNIBROW. Now, if that ain’t an …

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When We Were Young

When we were in H.S. … * Jean fits were ALL the craze * FUBU was a respected brand, and EVERYONE had a jersey with “05” on it * Pluto was a planet * Gas was under $1.50 * You could pay $1.50 for the CTA bus, AND get a …

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