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Whose Expensive Ass Oregon Trail Frock is This?

When it comes to fashion, people stay doing the most with the absolute least. I stumbled across a photo of this dress being sold online and I have questions. There is such a thing as “too much fashion.” This is on the other end of the spectrum: not enough. It’s …

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Whose Sneaker Heel Mules Are These?

In case you ever dreamed of owning sneaker heel mules that don’t make any sense, there are now some Pumas that will make your dream come true. I present to you, the most confusing shoes I’ve seen in at least a year. #WhyItHappenFathaGawd #BurnEmBoaz #EndThemEmmanuel. Anywho, I posted them on …

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Whose Monopoly Man Come to Life is This? Oh. Roger Stone Jr.

Below is Roger Stone Jr., an advisor to Tang Tyrant and his troop of trifling twatwaffles that he considers an administration. Come to find out, he ain’t shit. As in, he’s a sexist and racist walking cartoon villain. And I’m pretty sure this man owns slaves. Not owned but OWNS. As in, …

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Whose Petty Royalty Aunties Are These, Arguing Til They Passed Out?

According to the South China Morning Post, “Two women in Northwest China fainted from exhaustion after quarreling with each other for eight hours without eating or drinking, according to local media reports.” And there was picture evidence of it. And I laughed so hard that I almost choked on spit. …

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Whose Blasphemous Kool-Aid Chicken Wings Are These?

There are times when I just KNOW that the devil is busier than a toddler when they first learn how to walk and they’re discover the real purpose of feet. I was minding everyone’s business and scrolling through Facebook when I stumbled upon the pic below, posted by NoWayGirl. I did …

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Whose Extreme Kitten Heels Are These?

Some people use drugs or drink too much. My vice is shoes, and I have an Instagram account (@MustLuvvShoes) dedicated to mine to prove it. I’m not snob about them either, and I’m not tied to luxury brands or type. I might be rocking $30 shoes one day, but you …

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Whose Precious Giant Newborn is This?

All babies are precious and beautiful and all that good stuff. Let me state that out the gate. So yesterday, I was scrolling through Facebook when I came upon the picture of a newborn who came out the womb at 15 pounds. FIFTEEN POUNDS. Look: Jesus be a fence around …

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Whose Baby is This? Why is It Already Sick of Our Shenanigans

I’ve featured wise babies on here before. I especially love the one I’ve lovingly dubbed Jebidiah. They’re the mini humans who are brand spanking new but they show up with an attitude, like they’ve been here before and are tired that we still didn’t get ourselves together. Ol’ judgey newborns. I …

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Whose Dentist is This? What’s Up With His Newborn Hair?

I was loitering on Facebook the other day when I came upon this picture and I did a silent laugh for about 15 seconds. Someone musta taken this pic of an ad on public transportation, and it’s of a dude’s dentist practice. THIS HAIR, DOE. This hair. He looks so …

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Whose Demon Canta Melon Baby Is This?

Sometimes, people get really creative at baby showers. Apparently, the toilet tissue game isn’t innovative enough anymore and the food needs to make a statement. I came upon the picture below, of one of the snacks from someone’s shower and I jumped back and almost threw holy water on my …

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