Whose is this?

Whose Extreme Kitten Heels Are These? Thumbnail

Some people use drugs or drink too much. My vice is shoes, and I have an Instagram account (@MustLuvvShoes) dedicated to mine to prove it. I’m not snob about them either, and I’m not tied to luxury brands or type. I might be rocking $30 shoes one day, but you won’t know. I might be [...]

Whose Precious Giant Newborn is This? Thumbnail

All babies are precious and beautiful and all that good stuff. Let me state that out the gate. So yesterday, I was scrolling through Facebook when I came upon the picture of a newborn who came out the womb at 15 pounds. FIFTEEN POUNDS. Look: Jesus be a fence around this baby’s mother’s Love Pocket. [...]

Baby Fed Up

I’ve featured wise babies on here before. I especially love the one I’ve lovingly dubbed Jebidiah. They’re the mini humans who are brand spanking new but they show up with an attitude, like they’ve been here before and are tired that we still didn’t get ourselves together. Ol’ judgey newborns. I love them though because the [...]

Dentist with bad hair

I was loitering on Facebook the other day when I came upon this picture and I did a silent laugh for about 15 seconds. Someone musta taken this pic of an ad on public transportation, and it’s of a dude’s dentist practice. THIS HAIR, DOE. This hair. He looks so brand new. Like NEW human. [...]

Whose Demon Canta Melon Baby Is This? Thumbnail

Sometimes, people get really creative at baby showers. Apparently, the toilet tissue game isn’t innovative enough anymore and the food needs to make a statement. I came upon the picture below, of one of the snacks from someone’s shower and I jumped back and almost threw holy water on my laptop. Ok THIS is frightening. [...]

Whose Brother is Rocking this Impressive Scalp Weave? Thumbnail

We are a gifted people, I tell ya. We make something out of nothing and make hair out of scalp. Weaves aren’t just for women, ladies and gents. We’re bringing equality into the hairhat industry now, by providing these services of insta-hair to the fellas too. I came across this picture of a man who [...]

Baby hair righteous

I never thought I could find baby hair so extreme and righteous that it’d trump Rozonda “Chilli” Thomas’ decades-long affair with forehead coiffure calligraphy. Who knew that someone could come through and swiftly out-babyhair the Royal Queen of Baby Hair? And it was done by a melanin-deficient brethren who ripped the runaway of some fashion [...]

Obama Heels

My boy Darell J. hunt is forever blessing me with his sayings, and sometimes, he blesses me with a picture that keeps on giving. He uploaded a picture of someone’s Obama heel and I got my life. Because like he says, you cannot outdo Black people. Chile, your aunty put on her nice sensible, square-toed pumps [...]

Shiny Suit Man

I love African people because our prayers be on a different level. You just cannot out-pray an African. We use all types of metaphors and what nots. My year was MADE when I saw this tweet because the shiny suit was everything I needed in my life! Whew! He is shining BRIGHT and this is [...]