Another Wack Awards Show: The VMAs

So as always, I had to watch another awards show, just to once again be disappointed. Eh, I think that now, bad award shows are part of my annual routine. My year is not complete without seeing at least one badly produced, performed or attended show. On that token, you can say the VMAs completed […]

I Got Busted Brows

Aight, so since I’m so quick to roast folks, I have been pretty roastable myself lately. I haven’t had my eyebrows done since like July, and although I did not have a unibrow, I was walking around these parts looking like there were 2 centipedes taking a nap above my eyes. It wasn’t cute, and […]

VSB Gave Me the Goodeness Corner Award!

My life is COMPLETE y’all! My Ig has been recognized by the Very Smart Brothas. Congrats on the 100 posts of pure awesomeness, guys (and gal)!!! As long as VSB exists, my life will have purpose. I was 1st runner up for “the goodeness corner award, for the most consistently outrageously entertaining comments, goes to, […]

What Cool Kids Do

Who made me an authority on what constitutes cool? Myself. And that is all that matters. I think I’m cool, hip, happening, down, groovy. I mean, I “raise the roof” and “get jiggy wit’ it” with the best of ’em. Plus, I do a MEAN running man (forward and backwards), cabbage patch, perculator and robot. […]