Dumbest Tweets

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When I did the first ever “Dumbest Tweets” list in 2010, it was with Miss Zindzi, the Matron Saint of Catching Twitter Foolery. That list started something (DumbestTweets.com) so it’s only right that she come back to help do the 5th list. 1. Zindzi: Meaty. Oaker. For some reason, this invokes images of Paul Bunyan. [...]


Twitter is the den of iniquity, where the English language, sound logic and good grammar goes to jump off a cliff. My Dumbest Tweets tumblr chronicles the foolishness that happens in 140 characters daily, but the year end list is a necessary undertaking. For three years, I’ve been doing this list (you can check out [...]

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Most celebrities aren’t famous because they’re the smartest. They just happen to be good at something. Or they’re attention whores. When they get on Twitter, they show all their basicness and I’m sure their publicists are somewhere weeping in the name of fail. This is why this list is necessary, separate from the main list. [...]

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The annual tradition continues, folks. Pointing out the stupidity on Twitter is a year-round job that happens on DumbestTweets.com. But it’s important to spotlight the cream of the crop of the foolish. Part 1 of the 50 Dumbest Tweets of 2012 is up, so here is the rest, as promised. 26. 80HD and this fool wasn’t [...]

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Twitter has been proving that children were indeed left behind since 2006. This is why DumbestTweets.com exists and is never out of material. There are currently 400 posts sitting in drafts and over 1,700 posts have been published. Anywho, it’s about that time of the year where I am tasked with the super tough job [...]

The 50 Dumbest Tweets of 2011. Part 2 Thumbnail

Have you read Part 1 of the 50 Dumbest Tweets of 2011? No? Well read that first then come back. So, here’s the other 25, in no particular order of foolishness. 50 Dumbest Tweets of 2011. Part 2 25. *looks on calendar* Man, mine stops at month 12. She must know something none of us [...]

Flaming Young

Last year, Miss Zindzi and I collaborated to bring you the 25 Dumbest Tweets of 2010, summarizing a year’s worth of stupidity on Twitter into 25 highlights (or lowlights, depending on how you look at it). It was so well-received that it spurred me to create DumbestTweets.com to chronicle the foolishness that takes place in [...]

Black Weblog Awards Badge

My people! Guess what??? Two of my blogs are finalists in the 2011 Black Weblog Awards! Not one. But TWO! *does cartwheels* First, AwesomelyLuvvie.com is a finalist in the “Best Humor Blog” category for the third year in a row. I won the popular vote in 2009. And then last year, Very Smart Brothas and [...]


Twitter: A place for people to share their thoughts. A place for celebrities and public figures to connect with their fans and supporters. An English major’s nightmare. I want to forget these tweets. So with a heavy heart and deep sigh, I present to you: The Top 25 Dumbest Tweets of the Year.