My Life

Black Velvet Napoleon Failed

I went to a part one of my fave DJs (Dee Money) was throwing the night of Thanksgiving. I was minding my own business (as I always do O_o) when some short dude in a velvet blazer approached me.

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Whose is this?

Whose Cousin is This with the Jolly Rancher Barrettes?

Whose ratchet ol’ cousin is this?!? I saw this picture and wanted to go kick every trashcan in a 5-mile radius. There’s sooo much tomfoolery in this picture that I don’t even know where to start. Fine, I guess we’ll work our way down from the top. First he has colored contacts. Then braids. With Jolly Rancher beads. iCan’t.

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Mama I Wanna Freak
My Life

Mama, I Wanna Freak, But I’ont Want God to Frown: The Urban Lit Book

So I was thinking about it. If Zane and Sister Souljah have become millionaires off writing those novels, why am I still a tens of thousandaire? Especially when I can string together coherent sentences with correct grammar, syntax and sentence structure? Shoot. Well I have a scheme plan. I will …

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Culture

Africa is Geography’s DMX

The other night, after watching the 10pm news on ABC, “Nightline” came on. I’m not a fan of that show, so I typically don’t watch it. Due to the fact that the remote control wasn’t within arm’s reach of me, and my sheer laziness, I sat there and watched “Nightline” …

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Letter

Dear Baby Bangs Creator

Mkay so I thought I was gonna be done with the baby hairhattery foolishness for real, but apparently not. Yesterday morning, the creator of Baby Bangs left a comment on the blog I wrote about her idiotic product, so y’all know I gotta respond in a letter to her. I …

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Random

Baby Bangs Foolishness

So I was chatting with the ePosse on Gmail the other night when PBG decides she wanted to ruin my night by sending me a link. I click on it and was immediately appalled at the foolishness I witnessed. It’s a site called Baby Bangs! Hair Band. Yes, this is …

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Random

Undergrad Den of Iniquity

This weekend, I went to my Alma Mater for an African Fashion Show held by an organization I used to be VP of. Afterward, me and some alums went to eat where we laughed ourselves into hurting vocal chords. Reminiscing is always a good time. So since we still wanted …

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