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Four Seasons of Angst and Linen

So y’all know me and Kindred love a good roast. A coupla weeks ago, we were in the mood to listen to some douchebaggery music (note: we call ultra sappy songs douchebag music because you can just picture some douche on YouTube playing it on an acoustic guitar. We LOVE …

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Madame Cameroon’s Lethal Side-Eye

This picture really is my everything. I have officially found myself a new role model. She is Chantal Biya, the First Lady of Cameroon. Me and one of my besties, Kindred had roast tourette’s from looking at this pic. Luvvie: What do I say to that??? Where do I begin, …

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Old Man Flirt

A couple of weeks ago, I was exhibiting at a conference in Boofooville, USA, where I am one of few melanin-blessed people. I’s minding my own bitness, sitting down behind my table on my MacBook when I hear: *clears throat* I look up to see this older Black man staring …

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IG Chat Proper

In lieu of a real post (don’t judge me!), here’s some chats betwixt me and some IGs. VEG: the only thing that comforts me is knowing they will somehow both get theirs in the end. they are again dead to me. banished from my thoughtsLuvvie: 6 feet underVEG: girl. in …

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Dry Hair Battle II

NaturallyAlise claimed victory in the first Dry Hair Battle, knocking me out w/ her Plies/Nas line. I didn’t think it would happen so soon, but here we are with Part II of the Dry Hair Battle betwixt NaturallyAlise and I. We were on Twitter being foolish and it turned into …

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Dry Hair Battle

Me and my eSis NaturallyAlise engage in a heated hair battle on a regular basis. Actually, daily. It started one day when I called her afro crunchy, and it hasn’t ended since. Below is a battle we had on Twitter today (which we are HOOKED on. I’m @LuvvieIg and she …

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IGtastic Convo

So, this convo was so IG I had to post it. How I tend to attract the MOST ignant folks is beyond me. Straight foolishness. PBG: i get the funniest ish from kids NatAl: from the mouths of babes PBG: one of my preschool kids told my old ass hatin …

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GChatting is Great for Procrastination

I love Ph.D Comics. That cartoon is what I feel about Fridays. The weekend cusp and the emergence of extreme procrastination. Yes, I will write a real post on Monday. In the meantime, enjoy these convos between me and my friends. _______________________________ Luvvie: I don’t know how u kids do …

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Foolish Chats with my Foolish Friends

My friends and I are some IGNANT mofos who don’t have brain filters, so we usually say what we think. It gets even worse when we get on GChat or AIM Luvvie: Ok this is random but TELL me why this boy I went to middle school with just passed …

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