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Dear Cosmopolitan, The Kardashians are Nobody’s First Family

Let me tell you something. The devil be hard at work outchea, y’all. He wants us to get ulcers and high blood pressure because that is the only thing I can think of when Cosmopolitan decided to have their latest cover feature the Kardashians, and the headline being “America’s First …

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He Wanted to Look Like Kim Kardashian. $190,000 of Plastic Surgery Later, He Looks Like…

Idolizing a celebrity is one thing but attempting to change your face so you can look like your favorite is creepy and there’s a touch of some disorder there. I’m an armchair psychologist so I know this. Jordan James Larke, a British “makeup artist” (I put that in quotation marks …

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What I Imagine Kanye and Kim’s Wedding Day Will Be Like

Word on these streets is that the King and Queen of Can’t Have a Seat (Kanye West and Kim Kardashian) will be getting married Saturday in Florence, Italy. These two do not know how NOT to be extra, which means the wedding will probably be overly gaudy, full of the …

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Yeah, I Watched Kanye West’s Bound 2 Video

So Kanye West and Kim Kardashian continue to make the world collectively side-eye their antics. I am impressed at their ability to do what they want with reckless (and I mean reckless) abandon. That’s ballsy. They have no fucks to give about what we think and that is commendable of …

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Kim Kardashian’s Yansh is Out on Instagram

Last night, Kim Kardashian posted a picture on Instagram that made folks (men, women, sheep and goat) say GGGAAAHHHHTTTTDDDAAAMMMBBB!!! She’s rocking a onesie with a wedgie and giving us a backshot (HA!) in the pose we all did in 6th grade in that “BFFs FOREVER” group picture we took at Magic …

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So Kanye and Kim’s Baby is Named North West. Oh.

As you are well aware by now, the KimYe baby has been born. Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are now parents and the world (aka those of us too invested in pop culture) said a collective prayer for the young human who has been placed in their care. For months, …

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The Met Gala Theme Was “Punk” But Most Thought It Was “Tacky”

The Met Gala that Anna Wintour throws every year is THE event for the Who’s Who of Hollywood and Fashion. It also happens to be one where everyone tries their hardest to be fashionable. This year’s theme was “Punk” and folk were supposed to interpret that to mean whatever they …

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Poor Kim. Ray-J is a Bitter Dustrag and Kanye is a Douchebag

Ever since Kim Kardashian got #PREGNET with Kanye West’s baby, she’s been catching a lot of flack. Folks were already calling her everything but a child of God. But after we learned she had conceived the little coffee baby she had mentioned she wanted, she has been the object of …

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Kim Kardashian’s Pregnancy Wardrobe is Awkward

When it was announced that Kim Kardashian was pregnant by her not-husband, Kanye West, I just knew she already had her outfits selected for the next 9 months. She was gon be baby baking chic. I assumed. Not sure why, because her style right now ain’t much to love. Well, …

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Kim Kardashian is Assed Out for Attention and She Should Stop

Oh Kim Kardashian. Bless her heart for really trying hard to keep our attention when she doesn’t have much to offer up for it besides her body form and high heels. For someone to be so vapid and so transparent in her need for attention but so shamelessly oblivious to …

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