Twitter: A place for people to share their thoughts. A place for celebrities and public figures to connect with their fans and supporters. An English major’s nightmare. I want to forget these tweets. So with a heavy heart and deep sigh, I present to you: The Top 25 Dumbest Tweets of the Year.


AALIYAH!!! *drops* On August 25, 2001, I was heading into my senior year of high school. I was on the phone talking to my best friend at the time. Roasting, ranting… doing what I do now. Except with no audience. Somehow, we talked unto the wee hours of the morning. Right before we were about [...]

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In the past year, I’ve gone on 6 trips, 3 of them roadtrips. 1 to Cedar Pointe Ohio (5 hours), 1 across the country to Atlanta, then Florida (22 hours) and this is the 3rd, to DC (14 hours). I can almost consider myself an expert by now. I have definitely got a couple of [...]

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I usually don’t post on weekends, but here is a lil fluff for you to enjoy. You know the innanets are boring on weekends. I don’t do these tagged things often. In fact, I mostly shun forwards of all types (ask my friends. They have been sent STERNLY worded emails and pictures of my vigorously [...]

I was going through my blog archives, and I realized that there are a couple of good posts from way back when (ya know, before my blog had readers. When tumbleweeds used to sweep through here and challenge each other to duels…). And I found one in particular that I felt was worth reposting. Was [...]

Y’all know how much I love awards (and any opportunity to give speeches). Well, my girl Miss Tiff gave me one called the “Brilliante Weblog Award”. Tiff ROCKS, and y’all should check her out. Well you KNOW I LOVE speeches, so here was my acceptance: “And I’d like to dedicate MY award to my Mom [...]

Now on to the final segment of the series. Things GROWN People should not wear **Grills. The South is the main reason I actually have to list this. I believe that grills are synonymous with the Yuckmouth Syndrome. This refers to my expectations that if you are rocking grills, then your oral hygiene is probably [...]

Ok so I lied. I didn’t return on Friday. But I AM back now! (in my head, there is currently a crowd cheering my return). I’m glad I don’t have the telltale sign of a roadtrip. You know, the beetlejuice striped arms. So to continue the series that started with “Things GROWN men should not [...]

Who made me an authority on what constitutes cool? Myself. And that is all that matters. I think I’m cool, hip, happening, down, groovy. I mean, I “raise the roof” and “get jiggy wit’ it” with the best of ’em. Plus, I do a MEAN running man (forward and backwards), cabbage patch, perculator and robot. [...]

I am returning with my “Grinds my Gears” series, and I have an endless list of things that TRULY grinds my gears. So anyone who knows me is aware of the fact that I HATE trends. I don’t hate the concept of things being “in” but I hate how people become clones of each other, [...]