Montana and Laurence Fishburne
Famous folksLetter

Dear Laurence Fishburne, You Has My Sympathies

Hey Larry hey. How are you doing? I’m sure you’ve been better. So as the whole world now knows, your daughter likes to have lots of sex for money. As a father, one of your jobs is to keep your daughter off the pole and out “the flicks.” And this didn’t happen. And I’m not sure I blame you. Why? Because you seemed to be a stable and good father to her. She just went wayward and I can’t imagine how you feel.