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I Have Questions About the 2016 VMAs: My Recap

For those of you who were born after 1998, get off my lawn you might not know that MTV actually stands for Music Television. And these things called VMAs stand for Video Music Awards. You are welcome for that drop of knowledge. Please leave now because I can’t believe that …

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The 2014 VMAs Reminded Me That I’m Getting Old

Fall TV is starting already and we still got 1 month of summer. The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards, which is usually in September happened last night at the Inglewood Forum. Within 15 minutes of watching the red carpet, hosted by Sway and a slew of skinny white girls I’d …

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Pink and Sisqo Serving Colored Hair Realness: Throwback Thursday

Remember the days when MTV was one of like two channels we loved? And being in the audience at TRL was a goal? And we used to legit have arguments about NSYNC vs. Backstreet Boys (NSYNC always. If you disagree, you’re dead ass wrong). MMHMM. You remember. That was also …

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10 Things That Happened at the 2011 VMAs

Many things happened during the 3-hour 2011 MTV VMAs. Many things. Very few of them was interesting. Most of the time I was watching it was spent yelling at the TV like “WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?!?” I think I knew 49.2% of the people present, which let me know that …

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Snooki is a NYTimes Bestselling Author. *faints*

First of all, I know some people are saying “Who is Snooki?” While others are asking “She wrote a book?” I bet no one is saying “I knew she’d be one.” Let me answer these questions one by one. Snooki is Nicole Polizzi of MTV’s “Jersey Shore” infamy (and I’m …

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Dear Taylor Swift, Please STFU and Get Over It

Taylor Swift got the nerve to go on this year’s VMAs and weep through her guitar onstage about an event that happened a year ago. And I’m about SICK of her. So here’s my letter. Dear Taylor Swift, Gurl you’re actually playing the clip of Kanye interrupting you from last …

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I Hated the VMAs (and Taylor Swift)

I want to go to MTV offices and kick every trashcan in the building for that awful ass awards show they put on last night. AWFUL I SAY. The PreShow Why was the preshow such a mixture of yawn, boring and dry? MTV could have kept that wack hour to …

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The 2009 VMAs Rocked

That may be the first time I’ve ever titled an awards show recap with anything good. This, my folks, is such a rarity. But yes, the VMAs was indeed entertaining. Here’s my recap. I live-tweeted the entire thing, and my running commentary makes everything better. It’s true. Ask somebody. Before …

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The 2009 MTV Movie Awards was a Fail

Y’all already know what time it is. AWARDS SHOW REVIEW TIME!! *crowd goes wild* (and by “crowd”, I mean “no one”). The victim is the MTV Movie Awards, which isn’t known to be the best, despite MTV’s lax standards of etiquette. Anywho, I live-tweeted the show, and my followers were …

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